I just released my own fragrance.

Nobody in the car seemed to like it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Glorbog
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

I'm going to call it leave me the fuh cologne

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theRiverknows86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about Tesla releasing a fragrance?

Itโ€™s called โ€œElonโ€™s Muskโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rillaman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I developed my own fragrance today,

Nobody in the car liked it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mporlick
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.

It didn't sell very well.

People thought it smelled funny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Epic_Mustache
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I have just released my own fragrance.

The people sitting near me on the bus donโ€™t look like they appreciate it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brucemoose1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I made a fragrance from spaghetti

Eau de Bologne

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ashnakag3019
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Iโ€™m going to tell you my two favorite fragrances whether you like it or not!!

Thatโ€™s my two scents.

Sorry . . . I know . . . that stinks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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We have a new fragrance policy at work

I'm going to make sure I follow it, I don't want to get scent home.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/relevant84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I was thinking about starting a company that manufactured fragrance-free deordorant...

...but then I realized it didn't make scents.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/douchbagger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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My friend bought some fragrance infused sticks even though he knows I hate the smell...

He is so Incensetive

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MunkyL
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...

It was a scentless act of cruelty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/l3mm1ng5
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2016
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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/all_three_bolth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Did you hear about the perfume thief?

He was convicted of fragrancy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PaulinoG13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul

but i just released a new fragrance

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/relayrider
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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A friend and I were driving past a dairy.

The typical fragrance was in the air and he said,"Ahh,the sweet smell of dairy air"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shdchko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I got a new car air freshener for my Tesla

Itโ€™s musk fragrance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thereallove82
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A new fragrance for introverts

It's called leave me the fuh cologne

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/technophyleboi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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