A fraction too much friction
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
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︎ Apr 22 2020
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I donβt usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, itβs the little things that count!"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasnβt a very rational decision though.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
Why did the fraction cross the road?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
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︎ Jan 15 2020
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I have a math joke
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︎ Apr 01 2020
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons [xpost /r/trees]
This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.
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︎ Jan 06 2016
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My friend thinks itβs easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, βYouβre missing the point.β
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.
It made me irrationally upset.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
How do you feel about fractions?
You could say I am partial to them
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︎ Jul 25 2018
I use fractions instead of percentages
approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?
A Οthon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
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︎ Oct 01 2020
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
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︎ Sep 09 2018
What do you get when you add two kind, clean fractions together? The
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︎ Jan 16 2019
For math lovers and others to

Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.

What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.

Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.

Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.

How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
5/4 people admit they arenβt good with fractions
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︎ Apr 30 2019
5/4 people are bad at fractions
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︎ Aug 13 2019
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
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︎ Mar 06 2018
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions
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︎ May 14 2018
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