Fractionate Puns

Oh well, hind sight is 1.

Half of what I say makes sense

It's pointless.

He pled the fifth.

I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.

In our house It's really causing some division

Only a fraction of people will understand this

Because he was two tenths.

But I will make one if I halve two.

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

It wasn’t a very rational decision though.

You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

To meet her other half.

Dad: Half the time.

Daughter: Groans...

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

Because they are deeply rooted in math.

But I’m 2^2 to say it

I think I was missing the point.

This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.

I said, “You’re missing the point.”

It made me irrationally upset.

You could say I am partial to them

approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.

A π-thon

not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal

That fraction would have to be 8000001/2

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.

7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

It's pointless.

But I will if I halve two.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

You are missing the point.

But only a fraction of people understand this.

Only a fraction of people would get this.