Fork End Puns

It was about tine.

I said "No, it doesn't".

A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.

what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.

I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.

So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.

Because he might Pikachu!

I used to get to do these all the times. When the drawer got stuck I would wrestle the obstruction inside blocking it and exclaim that this would not be a problem if we just had a lesser cheese grater...I began to love bombing there for a while. Ah...

Edit- no one got the grater joke then either, don't feel bad. but it was on the spot so it didn't need all the setup i ruined here. Try this for your brains: Our drawers often had a lot of utensils and stuff in them, and some of it was also big, like the cheese grater. That would get jostled and end up on top of a fork pile or whatever and be up high enough in the drawer to keep the thing from opening, ie the drawer would open to where the grater hit the back of it and jam the works up, right? the grater was too great. i needed a lesser grater so the drawer wouldnt get jammed. Did that help?