Fist Fight Puns

A list of puns related to "Fist Fight"

I got in a fist fight with some movers and won

They were terrible boxers

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Two tradies were in a drunken fist fight over who's tools are who's.

Guess they were fighting tooth and nail over it.

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👤︎ u/MrToxicDwarf
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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How do you beat a robot in a fist fight

Socket in the jaw

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...

"Son, violins is not the answer".

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👤︎ u/Dansowaru
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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I got involved in a brawl the other day.

Fists were flying, legs were kicking. People were running to and fro. Some to join the fighting, others to escape it.

2 dozen cops appeared on the scene and began breaking it up. One tackled me to the ground and shoved my face onto the concrete. And I came to a realization:

Pavement doesn't taste like mint at all.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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Dad buying wine

At liquor store, father buying wine

Clerk: Do you wanna box for that?

Dad:Sure Lifts fists ready to fight

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👤︎ u/Sauceyspratt
📅︎ May 17 2015
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