Fist Fight Puns

A list of puns related to "Fist Fight"

Two tradies were in a drunken fist fight over who's tools are who's.

Guess they were fighting tooth and nail over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToxicDwarf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I got in a fist fight with some movers and won

They were terrible boxers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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How do you beat a robot in a fist fight

Socket in the jaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...

"Son, violins is not the answer".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansowaru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Dad buying wine

At liquor store, father buying wine

Clerk: Do you wanna box for that?

Dad:Sure Lifts fists ready to fight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauceyspratt
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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