Fishermen Puns

A list of puns related to "Fishermen"

The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProblematicAttic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the movie about the bad fishermen?

It was good, but they had a bad cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borknight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Can someone tell me if it's true that fishermen put maggots in their mouths in order to warm them up?

Awaiting a reply with baited breath...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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You think you have problems, you should see fishermen...

Now they have reel problems!

Edit: Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaLimitless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why can't you ever trust fishermen?

Cause they all selfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonReaperWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Lifeguards are not trained to be fishermen...

But to be fishers of men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindFang
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do fishermen and musicians have in common?

They master the D-scale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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How do fishermen listen to music?

Bass boosted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/30847192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Why do fishermen always play football?

They've got the best tackle in the world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreativeBrain10
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What do fishermen smoke when they're at sea?

Sea-weed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Why are fishermen thr best to date?

Because they only want a reel relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Patient fishermen 'oughtta...

tuna 'round for a reel catch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Fishermen, the real...

Master baiters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leox343
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesset77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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I really admire all those fishermen that gave up fishing to figure out prices for toddler toys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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If you think we have problems, you should see fishermen...

Now they have reel problems!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaLimitless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What type of football do fishermen play?

Tackle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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