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Russia has a long and proud history in the game of chess. For the vast majority of the 20th century, the world chess championship title was held by a Russian/Soviet player, with only a handful of notable exceptions like Bobby Fischer and Vishy Anand. However, in the 21st century there has only been one Russian champion so far (Vladimir Kramnik in 2006) and the nation is no longer considered the world superpower they once were in the sport. That isn’t to say there are no strong players in the Russian chess scene; the nation frequently competes for the world title in team tournaments, and out of the 39 players worldwide with a FIDE rating of 2700+, Russia boasts a whopping 11 of them (China and USA are second with 5 each).

This past year’s World Championship (delayed a year due to COVID) was played between defending champion Magnus Carlsen of Norway and challenger Ian Nepomniachtchi of Russia (Nepo for short). Carlsen has held the title since 2013, successfully defending it three times (including in 2016 against another Russian, Sergey Karjakin). Nepo went into the event a heavy underdog, but his Russian comrades flocked to his side to help him prepare. It is customary for both championship competitors to form a team of seconds to help them test lines and predict the opponent’s moves, usually from one’s own country. Karjakin was one of Nepo’s foremost supporters and joined his team to prepare for the championship match.

The championship match unfortunately didn’t go great for Nepo. After five straight draws to begin the 14-game event, Nepo lost an incredibly drawn-out Game 6 that lasted seven hours and 47 minutes – a championship record. It was all downhill from there, with Carlsen winning games 8, 9 and 11 to clinch the title in decisive fashion. The result was not surprising in the least, but the controversy that erupted afterwards certainly was.

After the match concluded, Magnus released this video, unveiling the team that helped him prepare for the event. His team was a who’s-who of top players around the world – an eclectic mix of French, German, and Dutch players among others. This included one player in particular that ruffled some feathers: Daniil Dubov, a Russian grandmaster. It wasn’t rare for Carlsen to consult help from players of different nationalities...but a R

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Put it on my bill

Pilot on me!!

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3rd 12:20 ARI Minor 2 Christian Fischer Delay Gm - Face-off Violation

3rd 10:48 NSH Bench Minor 2 Delay of Game - Bench served by Nick Cousins

3rd 10:48 ARI Misconduct 10 Liam O'Brien Misconduct

3rd 10:48 NSH Misconduct 10 Tanner Jeannot Misconduct

3rd 06:10 ARI Minor 2 Liam O'Brien Roughing against Roman Josi

3rd 02:44 ARI Major 5 Andrew Ladd Fighting against Yakov Trenin

3rd 02:44 NSH Major 5 Yakov Trenin Fighting against Andrew Ladd

3rd 02:44 ARI Misconduct 10 Andrew Ladd Misconduct against Yakov Trenin

3rd 02:44 ARI Minor 2 Clayton Keller Roughing against Yakov Trenin

3rd 02:44 NSH Minor 2 Yakov Trenin Roughing against Andrew Ladd

3rd 02:44 ARI Minor 2 Andrew Ladd Instigator against Yakov Trenin served by Liam O'Brien

2nd 13:48 ARI Minor 2 Johan Larsson Hi-sticking against Matt Duchene

2nd 00:56 NSH Minor 2 Tanner Jeannot Hi-sticking against Antoine Roussel

1st 19:22 NSH Minor 2 Mikael Granlund Holding the stick against Anton Stralman

1st 19:09 ARI Minor 2 Andrew Ladd Interference against Luke Kunin

1st 16:00 ARI Minor 2 Johan Larsson Interference against Colton Sissons

1st 15:26 NSH Minor 2 Ryan Johansen Slashing against Johan Larsson

1st 12:45 NSH Minor 2 Luke Kunin Tripping against Clayton Keller

1st 11:05 NSH Minor 2 Alexandre Carrier Tripping against Travis Boyd

1st 06:28 ARI Minor 2 Dysin Mayo Roughing against Matt Luff

1st 06:28 NSH Minor 2 Matt Luff Roughing against Dysin Mayo

1st 02:37 NSH Minor 2 Mattias Ekholm Slashing against Phil Kessel

1st 02:37 ARI Minor 2 Phil Kessel Slashing against Mattias Ekholm

1st 00:58 NSH Major 5 Mark Borowiecki Fighting against Liam O'Brien

1st 00:58 ARI Major 5 Liam O'Brien Fighting against Mark Borowiecki

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Im posting it here for AMC apes to have the DD already assembled and ready to go.

100% credit to u/Doom_Douche for assembling this

100% credit to u/n01u for part 2 of this DD

u/criand on why this matters-

https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/q4zwjo/this_needs_to_be_said_and_is_a_tough_pill_to/

https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/prpwpn/computershare_and_drs_is_the_way_it_ignites_the/

The part for Apes outside the US will be at the bottom.

Nearly any question you have right now should be covered in this post!

Many of us still have doubts about this dinosaur of a company. I know I sure did until recently. The goal of this post is to provide information that will give you the confidence to direct register as many shares as you are comfortable with and explain how selling works with Computershare so you can decide if that is the right strategy for you. Let’s begin by recapping what we know so far.

TLDR: Computershare is legit and potentially the safest place to hold your shares. It is also possible and very easy to sells shares with them, but that might not be the best strategy for your personally. Decide for yourself what percentage of your holdings you would like to keep there, but make sure you also have shares in a trustworthy broker to be able to sell during the MOASS.

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