Went to Hella Mega, the piano was FIRE (pun intended), had to do art
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Romain is on fire… (pun intended)
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Just got Amber, and her voicelines are full of fire puns.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Fire Pun
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Liberio is on fire! (pun intended)
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*insert fire pun*
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[Fangraphs] No Fire Puns Necessary: Corbin Burnes Transcends Comedic Headlines blogs.fangraphs.com/no-fi…
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Chicago [Insert Fire Pun]
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this shit be fire (pun intended)
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Last glyph,fire glyph is done.This is how every crackshipper feel about shipping in general(i think)."Just for fun".I would do some fire puns,but my will burned out.Of all glyphs I've drawn, this one is the worst.
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Ghostrider album is fire (pun intended)
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Fire Pun
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*insert generic Song of Ice and Fire pun here*
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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[WDYWT] couldn't think of a good fire pun
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Broke these out today, they’re so fire (pun not intended)
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Love a good fire pun
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* insert fire pun here * v.redd.it/6ekuk0ost6k61
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I JUST WATCHED EPISODE 19 WITH MY MUM!! It was FIRE (Pun intended, pun probably reposted a lot)

She didn't show any emotions, but I bet she is impressed internally. We're gonna watch the rest soon.

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This game for turning bands and movies into rapid-fire puns
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A fire pun, if I do say so myself
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Bass’ Red Nuzlocke Part 14: I’m on Fire!(pun totally intended)
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Don’t know about you guys, but charmander was the fire (pun intended)
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This shit is fire (Pun intended) v.redd.it/of8meupfhzr11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scorch_Snake
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11.30b IS FIRE! (pun very much intended) v.redd.it/7w272dsofjv11
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Rapid fire puns are the best ones.
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This game for rapid-fire punning was made for us kickstarter.com/projects/…
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#calamity_mod_talk makes some pretty FIRE puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falcon0Punch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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*Insert generic fire pun here* paurachan.tumblr.com/post…
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Fire puns

Alright guys, I need your help! I have a fire-based Sorcerer that I'm gonna be playing for my DnD campaign and I need your help to come up with puny battle cries/catchphrases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexor111
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TIFU by making a fire pun to someone whose house just burned down

A customer called in and asked if they were able to make instalments on a payment to us. This was because they had experienced a house fire recently and they don’t have the funds to be able to afford our service at this time. I brought the situation up to my manager and they told me we couldn’t because too many people hadn’t paid in similar situations. We had lowered the price, but the situation was already really difficult to manage (as it would be for anyone). After the customer was trying to bring up why they should be allowed to do it, I unintentionally told the person that we had been β€œburned too many times”. It wasn’t until I got off the phone and my colleagues’ jaws were dropped that I realized what I had done. If you’re seeing this, I’m sorry.

TL;DR told someone whose house burned down that we had been burned too many times from others not paying us.

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This party game "Puns of Anarchy" for making rapid-fire puns on bands, movies, etc! kickstarter.com/projects/…
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Tinder. The best place for fire puns imgur.com/a/L1HPv
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Thought Kindle - Insert Fire Pun Here
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[LFA] Lya Smoke, the Fire Genasi Echo Knight

Name: Lya Smoke

Race: Fire Genasi

Age: 25

Skin Color: Ash Grey

Eye Color: Orange/Red

Hair Color: Red/Grey, kinda of a mottled mix of the two, the two colors next to each other, but not mixed

Height: 5'5''

Description: Lya is a strong young woman on a mission to find her father after he disappeared a year ago. She wields a longbow and a greatsword from years of hunting and fighting with her tribe. She has the unique ability to create an echo of herself to assist in battle, cause distractions, etc etc. She has a serious, down-to-earth personality, which some have called intense. Lya would say, "Don't get on my bad side. It'll burn." (She's absolutely not above making fire puns.) Despite her, at time intense, personality, she has a fun-loving goofy side as well. She enjoys hanging out with her friends and partying, and if you manage to get her to trust you, you'll have an ally for life (unless you betray her trust). Her arms have tribal tattoos running up them and her hair falls freely around her face. She pretty strong, having spent many hours training with her sword. Feel free to make any additional changes/additions you might want! I'm pretty open to other people's ideas!

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AITA for holding my AA chip at a party?

EDIT: 12/18/21
Thank you all so much for your support and affirmations. I went to a meeting last night and the group all agreed that this old flame needs to be extinguished from my life. Ha, fire puns.
I will no longer be associating with someone who wants so much to sabotage me and my progress. You've all been so wonderful. Thank you again.

Sounds like a bigger deal than it is..

I've(33f)been sober for 3 years. It took a lot to get where I am and I'm proud of it, but I'm not perfect and I still have intrusive thoughts about drinking and using. Alcohol was my vice.Recently I patched things up with an old flame and it's been very good. However, she invited me to hang out with her and friends and I cleared it with her first about there being no alcohol. She knows about my problem and said she was understanding. She told me it was just a fun night with friends and no drinking since everyone had to work the next day. If there was a chance of that being a thing I just wouldn't have gone. My problem isn't everyone else's. So it would have been ok either way. But she assured me it would be fine.That didn't happen.They brought hard liquor to the party and everyone seemed to have a great time. I wasn't in a place to leave so I just hung out and drank soda and did my best to make the most of it. A lot of these people are friends of mine too so I wanted to just have a nice time with them. At one point I got a little uneasy and as an anchor I took out my AA chip from my pocket and just held it. I didn't make a show of it but sometimes holding it just makes me feel better.

This is where I might be the AH. One of her friends asked what I was holding and I showed them and we talked a bit about it. They seemed chill and understanding about it. I didn't think it was such a big deal. She got pissed at me later and claimed I was "projecting" on people and making them uncomfortable because I wasn't partying. I really hope that isn't the case but maybe some outside perspective can tell me if I am the AH??

EDIT 1: Thank you all so much for your kind words and affirmations. I will be going to a meeting tonight to talk about all of this. I will keep you all posted. Feel free to message me if you'd like. I've really appreciated everything here. Thank you strangers on the internet!

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Punching up my fire clerics blurb.

My character is a cleric from the Elemental Kirk of the Great Dragon of Fire. I have written a little blurb with a bit of back story and personality.

> Bright Young Favian Zave, had burning passion for Xara, a hot home town girl. He asked her to join his warm embrace and forge a new life with him. Tragically she was cool on the idea and coldly rejected him. In fact, she publicly roasted him. Pride scorched and burning with shame, Favian hotfooted it down to the Temple of Flame and signed up as an acolyte. His trials ignited a true calling. Though he still has a few embers of emotion, he no longer holding a candle for Xara. > > Having been re-forged by his training, it is time for the bright young flame of the Elemental Kirk of Fire to place his brand upon the world. Favian Zave chose to join the $MERC_COMPANY as healer and fire support. Sweeping from from one conflagration to another, Favian seeks to prove his flame. > > Now, all fired up for his first detached mission and glowing with warm companionship Favian is ready to blaze.

I am looking for ideas to punch up and diversify the fire puns. Other writing or character development tip also appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dysprog
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Gun won't fire, help please!

Last year I bought a Norinco 1963 off Armslist, and the thing simply refuses to fire. When a round is chambered and I pull the trigger downrange, click. Seems like the firing pun only glances or lightly strikes the primer, not nearly enough to fire. If I'm lucky, the rounds fire on their third time through. To try to remedy this problem, I have spent over $150 on a new firing pin, replacement bolt, and a trip to the local gunsmith who didn't have any answers. I'm about out of answers myself.

I have heard of some other SKS owners having the light striking problem, but this gun simply refuses to fire and it's getting old lol. Is slightly grinding down the bolt face the answer? Or is it something else I am missing? I'm willing to mail the thing to a gunsmith because the gun is sentimentally valuable to me, but to be honest I am running out of patience with this problem.

Any help is much appreciated!

UPDATE: Took it out to the range today, with all stock parts. Tried TulAmmo as well as brass case ammo. Gun would not go fully into battery (cocking handle fully forward) with round chambered all but four times- those four times the magazine was open and I put a round directly in the chamber. Two of those times resulted in a slamfire downrange when I released the bolt handle. The other times, gun went into battery and shot as normal.

Guys at the range recommended a local gunsmith, and I think that's the answer for now since the gun slamfires and as such is a safety risk. Last gunsmith didn't want to fix the thing so maybe second time is the charm. I still appreciate your ideas as to what is wrong and how it can be fixed.

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The 2008 Disappearance of Jon Barrett from Pocatello, ID. Where did the 68-year-old go, and how do you explain the suspicious activities that followed his disappearance?

Hello, I am back with another cold case from the Gem State. It's been a minute, but I have some PTO today so I figured it would be a good time to sit down and do a write-up.

Jon Clair Barrett [DOB: 05/12/1940] was an older gentleman who lived in Pocatello, ID. Jon was known to be a unique individual but loved by the community. His hobbies included frequenting thrift shops, hanging out with his friends downtown, taking care of his dogs, and spending time with his children and grandchildren. As you can see from his pictures, he had impeccable taste in fashion.

The details of what happened on that fateful night of November 9, 2008 are scant. But at some point that evening, Jon disappeared into the cold Idaho night, and was never seen again. He left his dogs at the house, which was not characteristic of him- he took his dogs with him everywhere he could. He also left behind the medications he used to manage his diabetes, which drew immediate concern from his family. The only thing that went missing with him was his light green Dodge Caravan. However, this van was mysteriously returned to his house about a day later. Jon was, and is, still nowhere to be found.

While he has never officially been named a person of interest, suspicion over the years has turned to Jon's longtime friend, Randall Toone. He is, allegedly, the last person to see Jon alive before he went missing. He has also engaged in suspicious behavior in the time following. In May 2009, Randall was arrested in Las Vegas for fraudulent credit card use. Turns out this card belonged to his friend, Jon Barrett. Randall alleged that he had Jon's permission to use the credit card and only put about $18 on it while making a purchase at the Ross department store in Pocatello. However, Randall decided to plead no contest and served time on probation to avoid further legal action. He continued to deny involvement in Jon's disappearance.

To add some fuel to the fire (pun not intended), in 2015, a large house south of Pocatello mysteriously caught fire and was completely decimated. The cause has been ruled "inconclusive." Who owned this house? Randall Toone. No one, including Randall, was in the house at the time it burned down. It is unclear if this fire is connected to the case.

This case has stumped the family for years. In a 2010 interview with his son, Bryan Lloyd, he discussed being unsure of what happened. Bryan expressed skepticism towards Randall, reporting that he did not believe his father

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Fanadin, The Fire Lord [Bounty: Returning Rejects]
Fanadin, The Fire Lord
The art of firebending is a sacred magic only taught by First Embers, those who have learned under Xin. However every teaching can be skewed to become something nefarious. Fanadin is one such revisionist. A humble boy living near the wailing mountains, Xin's teachings after his resurrection spread like his fire and seeing the potential of such teaching Fanadin participated. Through years he studied under The Firsts Embers and through the years he twisted the teachings, discipline becomes passion, serenity becomes rage and in a confrontation tjhat would become his undoing he challenged his master to a losing effort. Humiliated, he seek to conquer through fire and brimstone and become the one and only Fire Lord.

Fanadin, The Fire Lord is an agility hero capable of massive amounts of DPS through his different abilities, helping him through fights providing sustained damage. Using a plethora of fire based abilities, Fanadin whittles his enemies to ash using his ultimate to secure it.

Role: Carry, Jungler, Initiator
Agility : 31+ 2.3
Intelligence : 17 + 1.4
Strength: 20 + 2
Movement Speed: 290
Armor : 1
Damage at Level 1: 50β€’54
Attack Range: 150
Attack Time: 1.8

Innate: Fire Eternal

Every 4th ability cast or attack Fanadin gains a stack, upon activation he will get a ranged attack dealing 100% of his base damage and burns the enemy for the next 5 seconds dealing 50% of his attack damage.

Breakable? Yes
Damage Type? Magical
Bonus Attack Range 500

Q: Fire Blast, Point Target

CD: 13/12/11/10 Mana: 80/90/100/110

A blasts of fire from Fanadin's fists is capable of knocking down the sturdiest of walls

Fires a blasts of fire in a cone dealing damage and burning enemies afterwards, enemies in point blank range are stunned.

Damage Type? Magical
Damage 80/150/220/290
Damage Per Second 20/25/30/35
DPS Duration 5
Stun Duration 1.7/1.9/2.1/2.3
Starting Radius 225
End Radius 300
Point Blank Distance 250
Cast Range 600

W:Flaming Lasso, Point Target

CD: 15/14/12/11 Mana: 100

The scorching grasps of Fanadin burns his enemies to the core

Conjures a flaming lasso and throws it at a point if it hits an enemy unit they a rooted and dealt damage per second and can be reactivated again pulling him towards the target. The lasso will always travel the max distance

Damage Type Magical
Damage Per Second 40/50/60/70
DPS Dura
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How the show could have avoided the β€œsitcom” feel of later seasons

After my millionth rewatch, I was thinking through when the story might have ended more β€œnaturally.” As a disclaimer, I still love watching the later seasons, and there are a lot of gems I’m glad we got. But the show definitely becomes more of a sitcom (where storylines don’t seem to go anywhere, character arcs are flat etc.) whereas in the beginning it had a strong story and sense of direction.

In my opinion, the middle of season 5 is the β€œjump the shark” moment (again, I still love watching later seasons). This is where the storylines sputter and we settle into increasing wackiness to make up for it.

Before going further, I want to establish what I think the storylines of the main characters were as established in seasons 1/2:

Michael: Season 1 not so much, but by mid season 2 Michael is shown as an idiotic but well-meaning man who wants desperately to be universally loved and wants a family. His earnestness is shown to endear some to him who might not otherwise like him (Jan)

Jim: He is talented and able to inspire others (office olympics) but his talents are wasted at Dunder Mifflin. Pam is able to bring out the best in him.

Pam: Similar to Jim. She is artistic and very creative (think of the rapid fire puns when she and Jim visit Shrute Farms) but has settled into her life as a receptionist. She is with Roy because she is scared to lose that comfort.

Dwight: Very much began as a purely comic character, but his relationship with Angela presents an opportunity to integrate, in a sense, with more normal life (love, family etc.).

Going back to season 5 now, why do I think these storylines died out/were put on hold?

One, Michael almost gets what he wants with Holly, but it is paused for a few seasons. That might fine, but his character doesn’t really grow much after the Michael Scott Paper Co. arc. It is a storyline which basically returns to status quo (except for Pam, which I’ll touch on below). At the end of Season 4 (on the Ferris wheel) he starts a β€œthat’s what she said” joke but bites his tongue for the first time, showing maybe he will grow for Holly, but we don’t see much of that until he learns in season 7 he can only find real family by leaving his work β€œfamily.”

By season 5, Jim has the girl, now he needs to address his wasted potential. Outside a half-hearted β€œco-regional manager” arc in season 6, this isn’t addressed again until season 9.

Pam has learned to step out of her comfort zone, but after she fails art school, her cre

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Ok. This is getting ridiculous..

Ya know I got 2 motorbreath carts today from Zen leaf in Neptune not by choice. But necessity. They recently had to turn patients away at the door, due to a barcode mess up by an employee. Verano ughh the ones with a damn centimeter headspace hole. Look like they been puffed on already. not .5gs lol ripoff!! They had to reinventory EVERYTHING IN STORE 🀦The New Jersey medical marijuana program is absolutely ridiculous; from inaccurate THC(cannabinoid) percentages, also a horribly botched system - to somehow regulate the dosage of THC in vape cartridges. In turn making the vaping industry here very elusive, inconsistent and jus odd. That's not even mentioning how strict some rules still are. I'm so tired of strains that don't live up to the name due to improper growing/curing techniques. I mean. We were almost better off to NOT pay for the privilege to be WAY over charged for passable, sometimes misleading products at a dispensary. Yea the legality is nice. But NJ is almost fully legal I believe. Jus no rec shops yet. Jus frustrated with knowing how well it can be done. (Colorado,CA, Vegas, etc..) NJ is verrryy all smoke no fire. Pun intended. Just tired of how long it's taking

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