Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
The doctor says I’ll be fine, but I feel like I died a little on the inside!
It's cyantifically proven.
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Because they would rather dye than conform to the masses.
They can't see the red flags.
Math-hue
It was completely out of the blue.
Prism. It’s a light sentence.
Blew
It becomes red.
A pigment of your imagination.
YELL-O!
(Orange ya glad I didn’t say red?)
She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
It was a Labradoodle
It blue my mind.
He likes to dye another day
but #808080 is a bit of a grey area
Until I came across Cyantology
Because I knew by the desperate look in that rabbit's eye that I was in dye or die situation.
He's a cyantologist
If you disagree, there is no need to be violet.
A reptile disfunction!
Blue paint.
Or is it just pigments of their imagination?
I guess it’s a case of the Mandala effect.
It had a reptile disfunction...
The vet says he has a reptile dysfunction.
Yes. How else do we get No. 2 pencils?
But when I came home they were still there.
Because green blue purple.
But it all got through, because the U.S. didn’t recognize red china.
He has "A Reptile Dysfunction"
He had a reptile dysfunction
It had a reptile dysfunction.
They can't see the red flags.
A pigment of your imagination
