How do Finnish people brew their coffee?
They use a perkele-tor.
At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?
Helsinki
A friend told me the Russians are best at racing.
I knew that was nonsense. People from Finland always Finnish first.
I hear Finland doesn't have takeout containers in restaurants....
Because people always finnish their meals.
I got dad joked while at work and quickly countered with one of my own.
I'm a server at a restaurant part time, and the other week I was serving a table of around 8 people. I went over to check on them and see if anyone was done so I could clear their plates. They said they weren't done...
Me - Okay I was just checking, I don't want you to think I'm rushin you.
The dad - Yeah I don't think anybody here is Russian.
Me - Yeah but is anyone Finnish?
The whole table busted out laughing. I walked away satisfied and was also left a handsome tip.
Who gets home after they cross the finish line?
"Finnish people!" (Thick Romanian accent)
