A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Indoor fins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.

Oh sorry, β€œSPOILERS A HEAD”

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If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water

Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
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My dashboard lit up before the fin fell off the back of my car.

Spoiler alert.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I don't post off fin...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Huckleberry 'Fin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baishya_a
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mansour1492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Thai girls are like a box of chocolates....

You never know which ones have the nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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If Fin Whales lived in the Baltic Sea, would they be called Finn Whales? reddit.com/r/whales/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWhaleKing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Everyfin is fin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MATA321
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Hopefully I'm not Fin'ed for this (from r/hockey)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akup11
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If Fin is for Finland, and Eng is for England, what is Green for?

Go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly

β€˜Fin’

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FIN-tastic pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datinwurd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My job as a shark mascot is wearing fin.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.

Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

(credit goes to my grandpa)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I don't Cedar benefit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zman4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What’s a shark’s favorite meal?

Fish & Ships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daily_Vinyl
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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Dolphins have horizontal caudal(tail) fins, and sharks have vertical caudal fins so I guess you could call the caudal fin a...

Tell-tale sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePunchFan8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Let's make a long story short

Fin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Finland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterTHG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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They come running at the flap of a fin...

http://i.imgur.com/z0Klq6U.jpg

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What do you call a dolphin that never ends?

Dol, cause there’s no β€œfin.”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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How do you fit an elephant in a raceway bag?

Take the r out of race and f out of way

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?

"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Get an aquarium for your house.

It helps stimulate positive thinking in your brain because of all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudioSmoke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why did the dolphin take up Buddhism?

Because he was searching for a higher porpoise!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TWM_Huxy
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Where do you put a dead cow?

In a cow-fin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightBeATaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?

Finnish Hymns!

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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What does a Mermaid use to keep her fins clean?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?

All the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...

...of the indoor fins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TellmSteveDave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why do divers always fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain

because of the indoor fins.

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