Fidel Castro Puns

A list of puns related to "Fidel Castro"

I once finished runner-up in a Fidel Castro look-a-like contest.

Close, but no cigar.

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👤︎ u/TehIrishSoap
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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👤︎ u/Dane_Axe
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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On the burial plans for Fidel Castro

I ask my girlfriend, "Do you think Castro will be cremated or buried?"

She says, "I couldn't care less why what do you think?"

I reply, "Probably cremated, people love to smoke Cubans."

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👤︎ u/Subbbie
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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