Fertiliser Puns

A list of puns related to "Fertiliser"

Did you hear about the gardener who fell into a pile of his fertiliser and suffocated?

They had to do a compost-mortem.

(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)

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👤︎ u/fortytwoblaqk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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You know how only the strongest sperm gets to fertilise the egg?

I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.

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👤︎ u/RespectfulRat
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Did you hear that Egyptian cotton is now mostly fair trade?

Apparently they're planting it in fair rows.

Edit: Several thousand tons of mummified animals have been used as fertiliser.

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👤︎ u/GandalfTheUltraViole
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Wife was playing my Pokemon Go...

She says, "I just got an egg for you" I say, "do I fertilise it?" Groaning teen-ager in the back... "please don't"

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👤︎ u/bengy77
📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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