Fensalir Puns

Why not sell it to the npc? I'm just curious as to what could be the reason for this.

Only the 2nd stage has ledges.

Have fun on the 3rd stage. You have the modification of CAN'T PARRY.

Advice. Bring a tank or all block hero. Every. Stage. Is. Valkyries!!!!!

This is both challenging and non cheesy (except 2nd should you pick the ledge)

Took me 30mins to complete.

Will add a video in an edit. 3rd was slightly frustrating.

Edit: video https://youtu.be/b1-U_v5DzY8

Welp, finally got around to doing this, so it's weekly lore dump time! This one is a Viking heavy story... as in, all Valkyries.

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The Maidens of Fensalir

Quest Introduction:

Have you ever heard of Fensalir? This territory in the Myre has been coveted by all factions for decades, but it is believed to be cursed.

Somethink it has become the sacred land of Valkyries, who will bring glory to those who survive their trials.

Will you unearth the secrets of Fensalir?

Chapter 1: Into the Unknown

As you enter Fensalir, the wind carries a mysterious message for you:

'Eir is Surtur's spear and wrath. She will give passage to those who can survive her flames.'

Chapter 2: Maidens of Iron

Marching deeper into Fensalir, you find a large tree that seems to whisper in your ear:

'Mava and Hagmar are the shields of Uppsala. One must vanquish them to enter the Sanctuary of Fensalir.'

Chapter 3: No Place Like Home

On your road to the Sanctuary of Fensalir, you traverse an abandoned village and hear the lament of the spirits who perished there:

'Eliona and Spiriel would rather die than leave. One must defeat them to meet the three Maidens of Fensalir.'

Chapter 4: The Mourners of Fensalir

Three legendary Valkyries await you in the Sanctuary of Fensalir:

'The Maidens of Fensalir need one last favor. They long for someone who can appease their vengeful hearts and send them to Valhalla.'

Epilogue:

The Maidens of Fensalir are gone, and you have become a legend.

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So, some comments. First, all the Valks that get in your way have the names as mentioned in the fluff, which is a nice touch, plus they're mostly kitted in the newer armors.

Second, Surtur was a demon in Norse mythology, associated with lots of fire. Basically the closest thing the Norse had to the Christian idea of the devil and hell, though it is not a 1:1 comparison obviously.

Mava is of course the name for the default Valk gear set, though I didn't get a chance to see if she was wearing that. And Uppsala was once host to one of the largest of the Norse temples IRL, located in eastern Sweden.

And in the end... this quest wasn't nearly the hellslog that the previous ones were, so that's good news as well. :)

I am a new norse pagan, still learning stuff, and I wanted to know how one of the gods or goddesses would contact me. I've thought I've noticed signs but then it just didn't make sense and ignored it. Can someone help me?

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

The Bushes

Well, toucan play at that game.

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!