Gylfi Puns

A list of puns related to "Gylfi"

[Stundin] Gylfi Sigurðsson under investigation for alleged child sex crimes (Icelandic media) stundin.is/grein/13735/gy…
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👤︎ u/dayumgurl1
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Telja ýmislegt benda til þess að Gylfi verði ákærður í vik­unni fotbolti.net/news/17-01-2…
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👤︎ u/dayumgurl1
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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Gylfi Sigurdsson denies the alleged sex crime charges (Icelandic media) visir.is/g/20212135337d/g…
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👤︎ u/Ljotastur
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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Adam Johnson, gylfi sigurosson and Benjamin mendy would love this team
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👤︎ u/Skezranonyoutube
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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Gylfi Sigurdsson 2020/21 Highlights | 8 Goals, 10 Assists, 60 Key Passes & 22 Points Won. Outscored Liverpool's entire midfield, only KDB/Bruno had more assists from midfield & only 4 PL players won more points: Salah (23) Bruno (25) Rashford (26) & Kane (27) streamable.com/ff7vc6
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👤︎ u/SuperStatty
📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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Wake up honey, new Benjamin Mendy x Gylfi Sigurdsson just dropped
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👤︎ u/sporcledorcle
📅︎ Sep 03 2021
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Liverpool 0 - [2] Everton - Gylfi Sigurðsson 83' (Penalty) streamable.com/gx2b18
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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[Fabrizio Romano] Gylfi Sigurdsson to HM Prison Manchester… HERE WE GO! 🚨🇮🇸 Agreement reached between the two sides. Medicals pending, then it’ll be official.
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👤︎ u/weepypolecat
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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Gylfi Sigurdsson better not see this
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👤︎ u/Specific_Taste_9035
📅︎ Jul 27 2021
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[jud] Benjamin Mendy: “I was at the barbers with me gramps and there was an Everton match on the tele. I asked the barber to give me [Gylfi] Siggurdsson’s haircut because he is my idol. My gramps said no we can't do that because Gylfi is bald."
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👤︎ u/UB007
📅︎ Nov 16 2021
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Everton [1] - 1 Tottenham - Gylfi Sigurðsson penalty 31' streamgg.com/ib/SqdbZGBeU…
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Everton [2] - 1 Tottenham - Gylfi Sigurðsson 62' streamgg.com/ib/MFsdzfNPg…
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Have all Gylfi related team names been banned ?

Mine was.

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👤︎ u/olimarch18
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Gylfi Sigurdsson vs Chelsea (H) | 1 Goal & 6 Key Passes - First CAM appearance in the league last season (GW12) This is how I expect him to play under Rafa. streamable.com/vzrwpg
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👤︎ u/SuperStatty
📅︎ Jul 08 2021
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Gylfi Sigurdsson's Wet Dreams

https://youtube.com/clip/UgyjumqmH6sRDz9SS5N4AaABCQ

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👤︎ u/LoneRedRibbon
📅︎ Sep 26 2021
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[Ekrem KONUR on Twitter] Al-Hilal are interested in Gylfi Sigurdsson, who plays for Everton. Talks have been held with Gylfi and his club Everton. Gylfi is not willing to play in Saudi Arabia. A new meeting could take place soon. twitter.com/ekremkonur/st…
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👤︎ u/TheBreadinator
📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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Married Premier League player arrested on suspicion of child sex offences- Adam Johnson: "I've heard that this supposed sex offender is Gylfi Sigurðsson. My guy Gylfi, if you're watching this, I salute you sir." Thomas Muller: "Guilty Sigurðsson, get it, Guilty Sigurðsson?"
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👤︎ u/sporcledorcle
📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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Gylfi joined the group of players who have scored exactly 25 goals for Everton after his goals yesterday. twitter.com/WilliamHill/s…
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👤︎ u/inevitableloudmouth
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Everton [3] - 1 Tottenham - Gylfi Sigurðsson 43' (Penalty) streamable.com/jzm27z
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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You've heard of the Messi Nemeziz. You've seen the CR7 Mercurials. You've witnessed the Neymar hypervenoms. But never before have you seen football boots of this pedigree. Introducing.... the Gylfi Sigurðsson collection line (*dramatic music begins)

https://www.adidas.com/us/kids-children-predator-shoes

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👤︎ u/sporcledorcle
📅︎ Jul 23 2021
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Best buds. Gylfi and Howie reddit.com/gallery/po733i
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👤︎ u/stereo_mike_
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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[Paul Joyce] Everton to offer Gylfi Sigurdsson a new contract in the summer. Carlo Ancelotti said: “We are going to talk to him to renew the contract. If he is happy to stay here, we are happy to keep him here.” twitter.com/_pauljoyce/st…
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👤︎ u/Cien-Major
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Carlo Ancelotti on the diamond formation: "I changed the shape to give more opportunities to Gylfi and Richarlison. I sacrificed a little bit the position of Dominic, who played a little bit centre-right, to give Richarlison less work defensively." twitter.com/FFScout/statu…
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👤︎ u/BillOakley
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Gylfi’s season so far, - Most assists (9) - Most open play assists (7) - 3rd Top scorer after Calvert-Lewin & Richarlison (6) - Only DCL has created more G/A (15) & won more points (14) twitter.com/StattoSuper/s…
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👤︎ u/inevitableloudmouth
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Gylfi Sigurdsson - The Church of Backheels™ streamable.com/ympsxq
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👤︎ u/SuperStatty
📅︎ Jul 16 2021
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Unnamed Icelandic footballer called G. Sigurdsson (codename "Gylfi") arrested

Early reports suggest unnamed Icelandic footballer Gylfi S. committed unspeakable crimes including being an "arr soccer comedian".

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👤︎ u/Lord_Sauron
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Innocent until proven Gylfi

Geddit, I made the funny joke

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👤︎ u/chaboispaghetti
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Sheffield Utd 0 - [1] Everton - Gylfi Sigurðsson 80' streamvi.com/watch/160901…
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Gylfi Sigurðsson 2nd goal vs Tottenham streamgg.com/ib/MFsdzfNPg…
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👤︎ u/Everton11Uconn
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Gylfi
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👤︎ u/stereo_mike_
📅︎ Aug 30 2021
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Gylfi Sigurðsson PK goal vs Liverpool streamable.com/gx2b18
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👤︎ u/Everton11Uconn
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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[Fabrizio Romano] BREAKING! Scouse Mackems announce signing of Adam Johnson on a free, to replace the outgoing Gylfi Sigurdsson. HERE WE GO!
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👤︎ u/Fidgitt
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Innocent until proven Gylfi 🌚🌚 if you know what I mean
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👤︎ u/chat_dankboi
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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[Joyce] Everton to offer Gylfi Sigurdsson a new contract in the summer. Carlo Ancelotti said: “We are going to talk to him to renew the contract. If he is happy to stay here, we are happy to keep him here.” twitter.com/_pauljoyce/st…
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👤︎ u/mrforbesy45
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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You’ve seen innocent until proven Gylfi

Now get ready for....

Innocent until proven giggsy

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👤︎ u/LordPopothedark
📅︎ Jul 23 2021
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Gylfi Sigurðsson goal vs Sheffield United streamable.com/xiehgg
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👤︎ u/Everton11Uconn
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Gylfi Sigurdsson exclusive: Everton midfielder on ending Anfield hoodoo and making Goodison a fortress again skysports.com/football/ne…
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👤︎ u/Giraffe_Baker
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Leeds 0 - [1] Everton - Gylfi Sigurðsson 9' streamwo.com/a539c7e1
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👤︎ u/PSGAcademy
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Lads Dae innocent until proven Gylfi Lmao 😂😂😂

Get it guys (guilty=Gylfi) so funny XD

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👤︎ u/that-Antoine-bling
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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No player has won more of their defensive duels than Yerry Mina this season. Meanwhile, Gylfi is 6th, the only midfielder in the top 20. twitter.com/FIVE__YARDS/s…
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👤︎ u/LJHB48
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Innocent until proven Gylfi

Now laugh. I just made best most original joke of 2021.

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👤︎ u/JigZawP
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Most G/A vs Top 6 (All Competitions) & some information on Gylfi Sigurdsson

Was doing some research on Sigurdsson & some of the other Everton players, here's what I found.

Most G/A vs Top 6 (All Competitions)

  • 9 - Sigurdsson | Watkins

  • 8 - Son

  • 7 - Mané | Grealish

  • 6 - JWP | Kane | Vardy | Foden | Salah | Antonio | Gündogan | Pereira

  • 5 - Calvert-Lewin | Ings | Firmino | Maddison | McGoldrick

  • 4 - Richarlison | TAA | Neto | Adams | Lingard | McGinn | Lacazette | Greenwood | Robinson

  • 3 - Rodríguez | Jota | KDB | Bruno | Tielemans | Dallas | Werner | Jesus | Gross | H. Barnes | Sterling | Trossard | Raphinha | Iheanacho | Rashford | Podence | Lookman | Schlupp

  • 2 - Digne | Doucouré | Walcott | Barkley | Saka | Zaha | B. Traoré | Mahrez | Soucek | Harrison | Bamford | Benteke | Albrighton | Aubameyang | Welbeck | Willock | Moura | Fornals | Havertz | Odoi | Højbjerg | Ndidi | Costa | Diagne | Fleck | Ndombele | M. Phillips | Tierney

Sigurdsson has been Everton's best player this season.

17 G/A this season, only DCL has more (20)

8 goals (3rd for Everton)

9 assists (1st for Everton)

7 open play assists (1st for Everton, 7x more than Rodríguez vs PL teams)

He setup 2 of his penalties with open play passes, both against Tottenham.

People are overlooking him because FPL doesn't account for his 4 G/A vs Spurs in the Cup and his assist vs West Ham.

Only 7 PL players have won more points for their team since GW1 (19) and no player has more since GW12, his first CAM appearance of the season. He has more G/A vs PL teams (13) than DCL/Richy combined (12) since GW12.

Everton are 16th without his 19 points won/secured for Everton with his G/A.

No PL player has more G/A vs the Top 6 than him this season. (Same amount as KDB/Bruno/Rodríguez combined)

Sigurdsson has only played 13 times at CAM & has 15 G/A during that period, averaging 72 min per G/A

He only has 2 G/A in the remaining 25 matches from CF/CM/CDM.

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👤︎ u/LadStatto
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Ancelotti: "The decision was that Gylfi Sigurdsson has to shoot the penalty. The second one [ruled out for offside], there was a misunderstanding because I think he gave the ball to Dominic [Calvert-Lewin]. But it's not Gylfi's decision, it's my decision on who is going to shoot the penalty." twitter.com/ColmVHayes/st…
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👤︎ u/FPLFeeker
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Iceland 2-0 Romania - Gylfi Sigurðsson 34' streamable.com/hl902t
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👤︎ u/4gjdtokurwa
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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