A list of puns related to "Faulting"
I don't listen - and something else.
I was basking for it.
Good man, terrible geologist...
1.i donβt listen and 2. Something else she said I donβt know
So I asked if thatβs why people are admitted to the hospital
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
I decided to hit the reset button in "relationship."
I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.
That's your own Asphalt.
It wasn't my fault.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
Itβs Asses phault
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
Sorry, My fault
the Federeral Reserve
..He could never pin down a steady job.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
Good thing It wasn't my "fault"
I totally would if I had any.
Laziness walks in my family.
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
I am not!!
Han shot first.β
It was the Asphalt."
The whole flight lost it. It was glorious :)
Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.
It was the asphalt".
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to hand him the money.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,
"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much,to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all.
Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 year
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
I told him it's not my fault they're hard-sell candy.
My partners in the geology lab were upset about not sharing my earthquake data.
Itβs completely my fault though
They find faults in everything.
He was a good man, but a terrible geologist
Great man, terrible geologist
Good man, terrible geologist...
I don't listen to her and something else she was rattling on about.
I don't listen. And something else.
Good Dad, terrible geologist.
Sorry, that's my fault.
I don't listen...and something else.
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