Did you hear about the fat person who was speechless?

They were flabby-gasted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because they're thick and tired of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nburns1317
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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The real slim shady

Me and my son were going to a store and he pointed something out. A person in a cloak. He said that they looked shady. I asked if they were fat he said no so then I replied so they’re the real slim shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-dad-guy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Dadjoke at Sonic

So I was in Sonic last night, since I was in the mood for a shake, and I'm sure y'all know that when you're ready to order, you push a red button then wait for the person to take your order via speaker. Well, after a few minutes, a guy came to the speaker and said "welcome to Sonic, sorry for the wait" to which I responded by saying "Weight? What? I'm not fat" then I bursted out laughing while the attendant let out an audible groan. In my mind, I said "victory is mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusdo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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