Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?

It’s made with hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The center of a donut might be fat free

but it tastes like nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I had bought some ground beef

My dad came into the kitchen while I was unloading some groceries I had bought.

Dad: Why did you get lean beef?

Me: Huh?

Dad: You got 93% fat free.

Me: Oh whoops, I didn't mean to.

Dad: More like you didn't lean to.

Couldn't help but chuckle.

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