Farhad Darya Puns

The 13th Floor Elevators Alice Cooper The Amboy Dukes Amon Düül Big Brother and the Holding Company Black Sabbath Blue Cheer Blues Magoos The Charlatans Count Five Country Joe and the Fish Coven Cream Deep Purple The Deviants The Doors The Electric Prunes The Fugs Grateful Dead The Great Society The Groundhogs Hawkwind Iron Butterfly Jefferson Airplane The Jimi Hendrix Experience Janis Joplie JPT Scare Band Love MC5 Moby Grape The Music Machine Quicksilver Messenger Service Santana The Seeds Grace Slick Steppenwolf Tully Vanilla Fudge Wooden Shjips .38 Special 10,000 Maniacs 10cc The B-52's A Flock of Seagulls A Tribe Called Quest A-ha ABBA ABC AC/DC Ryan Adams Adele The Airborne Toxic Event Alberta Cross Alice In Chains Alice Cooper Lily Allen All American Rejects The Allman Brothers Band Gregg Allman Girls Aloud AJR alt-J Ambrosia American Authors Tori Amos Anderson Paak The Angels The Animals Fiona Apple Aqualung Arcade Fire Tasmin Archer Arctic Monkeys Jann Arden Arlo Parks Louis Armstrong Joseph Arthur Ásgeir Asia Asleep at the Wheel Assembly of Dust Nicole Atkins Atlas Genius Augustana The Avett Brothers Bachman-Turner Overdrive Badfinger Badly Drawn Boy Bahamas Bakar Bananarama The Band Dazz Band The Bangles Band of Horses Sara Bareilles Barenaked Ladies The Baseball Project Bear Hands The Beach Boys Beastie Boys The Beatles The Beautiful South Beck Howie Beck Jeff Beck Bee Gees The Bees / A Band of Bees Beirut Belle Brigade Ben Folds Five Chuck Berry Best Coast Better Than Ezra Big Head Todd & The Monsters Andrew Bird The Black Crowes The Black Keys The Black Eyed Peas Black Pumas Blessid Union of Souls Björk Aloe Blacc James Blake Blonde Redhead Blondie Blind Faith Blind Melon Blue Merle The Blue Nile Blue October Blue Öyster Cult David Bowie Blur A-Trak Afrojack Alesso Erol Alkan Steve Aoki The Avener Avicii Danny Ávila Benny Benassi Bingo Players Blasterjaxx The Bloody Beetroots Bodyrox Booka Shade Boys Noize Breakbot Busy P Felix Cartal CFCF The Chainsmokers Chuckie Clockwork Cold Blank Congorock The Count & Sinden Crookers Dada Life Daft Punk John Dahlbäck deadmau5 Digitalism Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike Diplo Dirty South DJ Ajax DJ Tocadisco Duck Sauce 187 Lockdown 3 of a Kind 3rd Edge All About She AlunaGeorge Shola Ama Amira Architechs Artful Dodger Asher D A vs B Katy B B-15 Project Bad Boy Chiller Crew Daniel Bedingfield Dane Bowers Burial Ed Case TJ Cases Club Asylum MJ Cole Colour Girl Da Click Craig David Roy Davis Jr. De Nada

Hey guys,

I'm really into local music from all around the world. At this point I'd like to learn about Afghan music.

Can you post some recommendations for me please?

It might be something which is considered as "classic" (like every native knows it) or even which was popular just recently.
It can be any kind of music. The only limitation that it should be local to Afghanistan.

PS. I know I can check various music charts, but normally it represents only current snapshot and doesn't help to find a true jewel of a local music.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

BamBOO!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Ahmad zahir may be the best, but for me farhad darya is better