Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...

The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LordBlackDragon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway

She just hathaway about her

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.

Now Iโ€™m just dating myself

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Possum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What happens when two rain drops fall in love?

They become rain-beaus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Erbearlee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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How do you get the farmerโ€™s daughter to fall in love with you?

A tractor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LordCinko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/witz33
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I asked my friend, โ€œHave you ever met someone online first and then fall in love with them?โ€

He said, โ€œDoes my girlfriend count?โ€

I said, โ€œNot sure. If she knows basic math, she should be able to.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2020
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All year, I've been telling my friends I just want to meet someone, fall in love be married by my next birthday...

which was my 40th birthday. The BIG Four Oh! As in "Oh, you're 40 and not married? What's wrong with you?"

And my friends, as awesome as they are, kept setting me up on blind dates, but I never seemed to click with any of the women. Pretty women, short women, tall women, rough women, successful women, lazy women - I dated them all and more often than not, they just weren't interested in me.

I think I probably went on twenty or so dates that never resulted in a a single follow up date.

But two months before my birthday, I started dating two women and both fledgling relationships seemed like they were going somewhere as they were getting really, really serious. I couldn't choose one, but I didn't care. I just couldn't believe they were into me. Okay, maybe they weren't the best looking, but I was so desperate for a wife, and I'm definitely no prize myself.

With a few weeks to go before my birthday, I knew I had to act if I had any hope of being married. I bought two rings and proposed to them both (on separate nights, of course) and they both said no. In fact, though they never knew of each other, I went from two good things to both of them not returning my calls. I guess proposing in a mall food court (for Jenny) or down on my knees in front of the bathroom at a minor league baseball game (Susan) were not my best laid plans, doomed to fail. Or maybe I just reeked of desperation.

So the morning of my birthday, I was practically in tears, deep in depression as I knew I missed my deadline. But my friends came though, kind of. They took me out bar hopping and then we all went back to my place where they had a stripper waiting in my favorite chair. She got up, sat me down, and gave me a grinding lap dance. She said nothing, but after a minute, stopped, turned around, looked me in the eye and said "one." Then she started up again, stopped after a minute, turned around and said "two..."

This went on all night until she got to "forty."

It's been a few months now, and I'm not too sad. My friends really tried to get me married, and after two near mrs, I guess it was the thot that counts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OK_Compooper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Did you hear they made a book (and then a movie) about 2 tectonic plates that fall in love?

It was called the Fault in our Lines.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spicybreadz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call when you fall in love with encyclopedia

In-fact-tuated

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I want to watch a movie where a boy falls in love with a head of lettuce and they live happily ever after

What can I say, Iโ€™m a hopeless romaintic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aexolthum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call when two persons with multiple identity disorder fall in love with each other

An open relationship

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/doktorstrange7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do canon balls do after they fall in love.

They make bbโ€™s

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/labink
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What happens when two pieces of rope fall in love?

They tie the knot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dens382
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love

no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Colse707
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other's sentences?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eccekevin
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I love watching people fall down in exchange for bread-based meals

r/subsifellfor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nikzuko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?

A relation-dip.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotYungBick
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sharmaamit92
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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You have a fortnight to make an owl fall in love

Two weeks to woo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KnightAdz
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2 Antennas meet on a roof and fall in love and get married

While the ceremony wasn't that great, the reception was excellent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Elroe
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Two antennas fall in love and get married on a roof

The ceremony wasnโ€™t much but the reception was amazing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/turtlegamer22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Do you think otters can fall in love?

I don't know, but they definitely will love you like no otter

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonathanTL96
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