Why are piles of old plastic home exterior so much fun to play in?

Because they're ex-siding!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/riptodake
šŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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I guess people are just going crazy about the exterior of that new cargo ship that was named for the bear from the Jungle Book.

Personally, Iā€™m tired of the hullabaloo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/astrosmash77
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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How does your house cat get paid for working?

Petcheck. Duh.

My 9yo hit me with this today and I'm couldn't be more proud! Lmao

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MajGenAnubis
šŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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An architect was telling me how my house would be built.

"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TommehBoi
šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Unmistakable dad chuckle

So my sister dad and I were sanding and then painting the exterior of our house. My sister and I were sanding while my dad painted what we had already sanded. Then we hear the unmistakable dad-chuckle and he said, " I should set you two on fire so then you'd be BURNING SANDERS"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tarrodactyl
šŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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