Expresso Puns

A list of puns related to "Expresso"

The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call quickly made Italian coffee?

Expresso

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👤︎ u/octalgon
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him.

Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call fast coffee?

Expresso

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👤︎ u/scottBIGG
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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