It’s a period piece.
There must be a missing link.
Finnish
I'll let you know.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
They're primate change deniers.
He enjoys me pretending to sit on him and asks for it while laughing by saying, "Squish me!"
I do so and he laughs "Ahhh! I'm squish cheese!"
No idea where he got that from but the evolution begins.
It's the Olympics!
He was missing an-r-key.
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
I couldn’t get into it.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
It is comparing apples to origins.
Coworker: I don’t believe we came from monkeys
Me: then where do you think we came from?
Coworker: I don’t know I think we just came.
Me: yes, that’s generally how it happens.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
The theory of evolution
Dance Dance Evolution.
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
...it's rock solid evidence of evolution.
I was on EDGE there.
He didn't understand Evolution at all, in fact he claimed to be from Darwin.
My 9th grader brother at dinner: We're learning about evolution in my Biology class. Today I learned that 50% of human DNA is the same as bananas' DNA.
Dad: Now you know why I'm always going bananas!
My 9th grader brother: -stands up, pushes in chair, leaves table-
My brothers, discussing the new Pokemon game: "I wish they would give Flygon a mega-evolution!"
Me: "Well guys, sometimes you just gotta let Flygons be Flygons"
they were making rubber on the show. He said "I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It's gotta be really hard to procreate!"
Commence face-palming.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don’t you think?
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
