A list of puns related to "Eurocup Basketball"
Tankathon's stats for international players being by far the worst and basketball-reference often lack some or all season games stats on those prospects, apart from melo and rj being covered properly recently.
Lamello Ball/ NBL : https://nbl.com.au/stats/all-time/illawarra-hawks/all/2019-2020
https://www.basketball-reference.com/international/players/lamelo-ball-1.html
Theo Maledon/ LNB : https://www.lnb.fr/fr/pro-a/statistiques-joueur-40.html?player=A68041
Euroleague https://www.euroleague.net/competition/players/showplayer?pcode=007027&seasoncode=e2019
https://www.basketball-reference.com/international/players/theo-maledon-1.html
(basketball-reference missing one season game)
Killian Hayes/ BBL : https://www.easycredit-bbl.de/de/statistiken/spieler/portraits/p/45731-killian-hayes/
https://ratiopharmulm.com/team/spieler/killian-hayes-45731/
Eurocup : https://www.basketball-reference.com/international/players/killian-hayes-1.html
Rj Hampton/ NBL : https://nbl.com.au/stats/all-time/new-zealand-breakers/all/2019-2020
https://www.basketball-reference.com/international/players/rj-hampton-1.html
Deni Avdija/ TBL (euroleague probably not included ?) : http://www.maccabi.co.il/player.asp?PlayerID=955&cYear=2020
Euroleague : https://www.basketball-reference.com/international/players/deni-avdija-1.html
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... keep reading on reddit β‘The goal of EuroLeague is to resume the season
Broadcast on NTVspor
1Q: 27-16 Kaptan Sinan GΓΌler with 11p on 100% shooting
2Q: 43-35
3Q: 61-54 LAST QUARTER UPCOMING! We need to win by 5 or more to secure the title
Edit: read the box score wrong, sinan had 11 in the first quarter,and he's left on the same amount at halftime
Hola amigos y amigas -
I (M/43/Canadian) am in Valencia for one more night, and while I wasn't able to grab a ticket to watch the game tonight I was wondering if there is a particular bar that is likely to show the game - even better if someone out there might like to join me to watch. Thanks in advance for any local insight!
Picking Killian Hayes over Tyrese Haliburton may have been the worst decision of the 2020 NBA draft. I see a lot of people shitting in the Warriors for choosing Wiseman over Lamelo. But I argue the Hayes over Haliburton decision was worse. It was complete dereliction from the Pistons FO and there were easy signs that Haliburton was the better prospect. Also Hayes had his only good game of the season against us and iβm butthurt.
Hayes only had one thing over Haliburton. Age. Haliburton is about a year and 4 months older than Hayes. As for size, Hayes is 6β5 and skinny with a 6β8 wingspan. Haliburton is also 6β5, skinny, with a 6β8 wingspan. Thatβs where the similarities stop however. Hayes only played 10 games for Ratiopharm Ulm in the EuroCup. He averaged 12.3/2.8/6.2 on 45/39/90 with 1.5 steals and 3.3 turnovers. On the other hand, Haliburton played 22 games, averaging 15.2/5.9/6.5 on 50/41/82. The argument was that Hayes was playing against better competition, but it doesnβt really help him since his team was the worst team in the Eurocup that season. The stats were empty. Haliburton led his team for big wins against Alabama, Seton Hall, and both Oklahoma and Oklahoma St.
Hayes did not stand out in one particular basketball skill either. He was an okay shooter on low attempts, an average defender (he has shown defensive capabilities in the NBA), and didnβt have great basketball IQ, which is the stereotype for Europeans. He forced risky passes and missed open looks often. As for Haliburton, he was an extremely smart guard with great defensive positioning and awareness. Not to mention his shot selection being great and his shooting being just as good. People didnβt want him because they said his funky shooting form wouldnβt work in the league. It has worked damn well so far. Haliburton has for his career has averaged 12.6 points so far on 57% TS. As for Hayesβ¦ 6.6 points on 43%. There is only a one year difference between the two. Imagine Hali next to Cade instead of Hayes. One of the most promising backcourts in the league. They would bounce off each other perfectly, with the Haliburton being the secondary playmaker to the extremely talented Cade.
>I will explain it real quick. This is probably the hardest tweet I will ever tweet;
>I was planned to get drafted early second round. I had multiple teams offering me two way deals. But because of my contract in europe, I wasnt be able to sign them it was against the rules
>1/2
>The only option was a guaranteed contract, I didnt received it.
>It really hurts, I was really close.. But now, it is what it is. Canβt do anything at this moment. Its not in my hands
>More fuel to work even harder! See yall soon, I promise
>2/2
Context. Betslip: https://stake.com/sports/home?iid=sport%3A21569293&modal=bet
I bet on a Peac-pecs to win in euro-cup women's basketball. Peac-pecs won in regular time 68-65. However in eurocup, teams need to play a match on each team's home floor, and the points differentials of the two games determine who moves on to the next round. Peac-pecs lost the previous h2h matchup by 3 points. This time they won by 3 points, and in eurocup. If they are tied (which in this case, they lost by 3 points in the first h2h, and lost by 3 in the second h2h), an overtime will be played for qualification purposes and the team with the better point differential will move on.
Now, stake has this rule in their rulebook for this exact scenario. https://imgur.com/a/N7sWJhA
"In the event that a match does not finish in a tie, but overtime is played for qualification purposes, the markets will be settled according to the result at the end of regular time."
According to their rules, my bet on Peac-pecs should've been a winner since they won in regular time 68-65.
Stake initially graded my bet as a loss, adjusted it to a win, and then they now voided the bet entirely. Here are my chat logs with their support
https://imgur.com/a/tGQypuF
Their 2 excuses for voiding the bets were "the odds were miscalculated" and "Some markets should've never been offered".
To address these 2 claims and why I find it unreasonable. I placed a bet on sportsbet.io at the exact same time that I placed my bet on stake.com, and sportsbet.io graded my bet as a win, with the odds being 1.93 on sportsbet.io and 1.9 on stake
My betslip on sportsbet.io https://imgur.com/a/IuKaXy1
So I don't know how big of a "miscalculation" the odds were. The heavy underdogs had a 5 point lead heading into the 4th quarter and both sites offered 1.9-1.95 odds.
Now, for their claims about the market (Winner incl. Overtime) should've never been offered. What if it ended in regular time in a tie? Then overtime needed to be played and the winner of that should've settled the bet normally, thats why they needed to offer (Winner incl. Overtime).
It's been 3 days since I initially contacted stake support, and right now they've been telling me "they're trying to make a decision". I don't see how this decision should take longer than a single day considering they have a rule in their rulebook literally made for this exact scenario.
EDIT: TLDR:
I placed a bet on Peac-pecs, Peac-pecs won in regular time 68-65. They playe
... keep reading on reddit β‘In a time of covid-19, many Euroleague and EuroCup games have since been postponed this season, primarily due to cases or restrictions among the 18 teams. In a meeting held on Monday, participating clubs agreed on applying a number of changes, all ratified by the ECA Shareholders Executive Board, to the Special Regulations due to COVID-19 and to the Health & Safety Protocols.
A document issued by EuroLeague Basketball was sent to explain the outcome of the meeting.
Read the whole report here: https://worldwidehoops.co/euroleague-amends-health-and-safety-protocol/
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Since Raptors extended their qualifying offer for him, I decided to search him up. The man has had a decorated international basketball career.
2Γ EuroLeague champion (2016, 2019)
EuroLeague MVP (2016)
EuroLeague Final Four MVP (2016)
Alphonso Ford EuroLeague Top Scorer Trophy (2016)
3Γ All-EuroLeague First Team (2016β2018)
3Γ All-EuroLeague Second Team (2015, 2019, 2021)
EuroLeague 2010β20 All-Decade Team (2020)
All-Europe Player of the Year (2016)
6Γ EuroLeague 50-40-90 club (2016β2021)
EuroCup champion (2010)
All-EuroCup First Team (2010)
Turkish Cup winner (2020)
TUBAD Basketball Tournament champion (2020)
5Γ VTB United League champion (2015β2019)
3Γ VTB United League MVP (2015, 2016, 2018)
VTB United League Playoffs MVP (2017)
4Γ VTB United League Free Throw Percentage leader (2015, 2017β2019)
6Γ Russian League champion (2014-2019)
5Γ Gomelsky Cup champion (2014β2016, 2018, 2019)
2Γ French Player of the Year (2015, 2016)
LNB Pro A Leaders Cup winner (2008)
LNB Pro A MVP (2008)
LNB Pro A Most Improved Player (2008)
2Γ LNB All-Star (2007, 2008)
LNB All-Star MVP (2007)
LNB Pro A Leaders Cup MVP (2008)
Manila Olympic Qualifying Tournament MVP (2016)
Edit:
2020 Olympic Silver Medalist
2019 FIBA Bronze Medalist
2013 Eurobasket Gold Medalist
2011 Eurobasket Silver Medalist
2015 Eurobasket Bronze Medalist
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
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