My teacher puts so much effort into making sure we don't confuse eubacteria and archaebacteria. then makes a graph like this. fungi and animalia are close too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourWorstCringev2
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Bacteria or Eubacteria?

IΒ΄ve been wondering this for a while. Which is the most correct form to name bacteria? Eubacteria or just Bacteria? I have the same doubt with Archaea o Archaebacteria, which one is the correct form?

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainheart1
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Are Eubacteria and Cyanobacteria same???
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The last universal common ancestor (LUCA) was likely a photosynthetic eubacteria who lived 3.5 billion years ago or so. Archaebacteria, previously thought to be more similar to LUCA--especially thermophiles living near deep sea hydrothermal vents--probably only evolved around a billion years ago. link.springer.com/article…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowyourbrain
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Why is the kingdom name of bacteria called Eubacteria (implying they're eukaryotic) when they're in fact, prokaryotic?
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When playing β€˜I spy’ when it’s your turn to guess, say β€œArchaebacteria, Eubacteria, Protista, Fung, Plantae or mineral. The other person will think your really smart. Animalia.
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[WP] The Six Animal Kingdoms: Eubacteria, Archaebacteria, Protista, Fungi, and Animalia are just that: Kingdoms. Each is fighting over where their territory is: Write from the perspective of a Kingdom.
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Animalia vs Plantae vs Fungi vs Protista vs Archaea/Archaeabacteria vs Bacteria/Eubacteria

Round A: the 6 biological kingdoms fight each other, with every member of each kingdom fighting alongside the rest of its kingdom against the others.

Round B: Same, but humans aren't counted as part of Animalia and instead fight against all 6 kingdoms which are also fighting each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
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Eubacteria kingdom eyebleach imgur.com/YhRQams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeandamirlove
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Eubacteria, Eukarya and Archaea

My professor wants me to distinguish between the three in terms of their Genome Membrane Cell Wall RNA Polymerases Translation (Initiation: fMet vs. Met)

I've been googling them through but all I get are some very general explanations such as "unique rRNA" for RNA Polymerase. I'm looking for some keywords especially for the genome, RNA Polymerase & Translation section. One example of a good explanation For the cell Wall of the three. Bacteria use Peptidoglycan, Eukarya does not use it. Archaea (according to google) does not use peptidoglycan but what my professor wants would be to say that it uses pseudopeptidoglycan. Can anyone help with the other sections? TL;DR Can someone help me with some keyword descriptions of the differences between Eubacteria, Eukarya and Archaea?

EDIT: Thanks everyone. I'm stressing out over this exam and your replies made me feel a bit better about it.

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What would happen if we had ONLY probiotics as our microbiota, removing all the pathogenic specimen?

Eubiosis is the condition where the "good" bacterias and "bad" ones are in equilibrium. Literature says probiotics (lactobacillum, bifidobacteria, eubacteria etc) have beneficial effects on our health and therefore we should promote their growth, expecially in the colon. But why the goal isn't an intestinal flora only made by probiotics? Why to maintain health we need pathogens?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Medioman_
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snc8698
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Archaea

Today I found out that Archaea are closer to Eukaryotes than Bacteria. This was a huge shock for me since bacteria and Archaea are both classified as Prokaryotes. As well as they both have similar structures Eg. Single celled and plasmids. That they're both essentially "bacteria". How is it that they are closer to Eukaryotes? Archaea doesn't even have mitochondria (from what I know).

I also have known for a bit that Archaea are not pathogens/parasites (at least to humans?). Why is that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amonfare
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannheimd
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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