A list of puns related to "Eubacteria"
IΒ΄ve been wondering this for a while. Which is the most correct form to name bacteria? Eubacteria or just Bacteria? I have the same doubt with Archaea o Archaebacteria, which one is the correct form?
Thanks in advance!
Round A: the 6 biological kingdoms fight each other, with every member of each kingdom fighting alongside the rest of its kingdom against the others.
Round B: Same, but humans aren't counted as part of Animalia and instead fight against all 6 kingdoms which are also fighting each other.
My professor wants me to distinguish between the three in terms of their Genome Membrane Cell Wall RNA Polymerases Translation (Initiation: fMet vs. Met)
I've been googling them through but all I get are some very general explanations such as "unique rRNA" for RNA Polymerase. I'm looking for some keywords especially for the genome, RNA Polymerase & Translation section. One example of a good explanation For the cell Wall of the three. Bacteria use Peptidoglycan, Eukarya does not use it. Archaea (according to google) does not use peptidoglycan but what my professor wants would be to say that it uses pseudopeptidoglycan. Can anyone help with the other sections? TL;DR Can someone help me with some keyword descriptions of the differences between Eubacteria, Eukarya and Archaea?
EDIT: Thanks everyone. I'm stressing out over this exam and your replies made me feel a bit better about it.
Eubiosis is the condition where the "good" bacterias and "bad" ones are in equilibrium. Literature says probiotics (lactobacillum, bifidobacteria, eubacteria etc) have beneficial effects on our health and therefore we should promote their growth, expecially in the colon. But why the goal isn't an intestinal flora only made by probiotics? Why to maintain health we need pathogens?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Today I found out that Archaea are closer to Eukaryotes than Bacteria. This was a huge shock for me since bacteria and Archaea are both classified as Prokaryotes. As well as they both have similar structures Eg. Single celled and plasmids. That they're both essentially "bacteria". How is it that they are closer to Eukaryotes? Archaea doesn't even have mitochondria (from what I know).
I also have known for a bit that Archaea are not pathogens/parasites (at least to humans?). Why is that?
The doctor says it terminal.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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