What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?
Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
Turquoise is officially the best color
It was cyantifically proven
Equine Theater (or, Two Puns in One)
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
What is an Italian's favorite color?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy
I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.
Black, with grey rubber buttons.
Where does Santa keep his coat?
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
Do black and white count as colors?
What’s long, surprisingly bigger then expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.
She looks totally wicket in it.
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
I red a joke about colors once.
I'm applying coats of varnish to the table I'm making
My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
I red a book about colors...
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
What do you call a swat officers coat?
What color is your Afghan?
What was Moses’ favorite color?
What happens when a painter gets cold?
He/she puts on another coat.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
Albert Einstein's COAT of the day
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
What's a happy cat's favorite color?
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