She always wanted to make the little things count.
For Veterans day, they had a pilot from the Austrian resistance speak. In his heavy accent he was talking about flying when suddenly three fokkers came out of the clouds and started shooting at him. Some of the kids gasped and others giggled, the teacher quickly said a Fokker is a type of German airplane. The veteran replied, "Yes but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts"
These are the principals I live by
Because they keep testing his patients
Because it had too many problems!
So as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.
I think that rule is graet.
Fe-male
It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.
You're fired.
She really encouraged us to make a difference.
To a second dairy school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
(Stayed in the House and didn't accomplish anything)
Everything’s alright, he woke up.
Too much Saxon violence.
to go to the second hand shop.
Sherlock holmeless
My dad was cleaning out the attic and came across this. He was proud all over again.
An elementary school teacher walks into a bar and orders a black coffee. "Our school has instituted a strict no name-calling policy," she tells the bartender. "That sounds like a good idea," the bartender replies. "You'd think so," the teacher says. "But it makes roll call a nightmare."
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
I was walking up a hallway in the elementary school I work at.
One of the teachers was leading her class back to their room, and said, " Since y'all are the only children in this hallway, any noise I hear has to be coming from you".
As I passed her I leaned in and said, " SOUND logic".
Dad: What about the elementary schools?
What? I just felt like saying attention.
- my elementary school bus driver.
I don't get why teachers take a lot of time grading. Just go to an elementary school because they have a room of 30 second graders. They can literally get their grading done in under a minute!
I'm an elementary school teacher. When kids tell me they're tired, hungry etc, I often give the typical "hi hungry, I'm Adam response"
On Friday a first grader came to me at recess and said "I'm bored!" I said "ok". She looked confused, then flustered, then blurted out "...nice to meet you Adam!" and ran away to play on the swings.
I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.
They grow a moostache
(thank you milk carton at an elementary school)
Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America? Elementary, my dear Watson.
I was in Elementary School at the time of this joke, and it still makes me chuckle thinking back on it. My teacher had us running a couple of laps around the school's grassy field. I always had breathing problems, what I'm assuming is mild asthma although it's never been diagnosed. I ran up to the teacher after running a few minutes and told him I lost my breath. He asked something along the lines of, "Well do you want help finding it?" He made the entire class search the ground for my breath. One equally sarcastic child brought me the empty wrapper to a Rice Crispy treat. Oh how I loved that teacher.
So, it's service week at my school and I decided to serve locally at a nearby elementary school. I was assigned to a 3rd grade class. On the second day, the whole class was setting up Google Classroom, and after completing it, one of the little buggers looked at me said with a huge smile
"I'm done!"
Being a man of culture, I naturally responded with
"Hi Done! I'm [Dakkadence]."
The little girl looked at me, groaned, and facepalmed. She whined
"That's my dad's joke!"
With kids getting such an upbringing, I'm slowly regaining my faith for the next generation.
Edit: A word.
As we are driving past my son's school he says,"Hi school!" I responded with, "no that is an elementary school"
Unsuspecting child being asked the question: "Under where??"*
"UNDERWEAR!!? EWW!"
*I was told this joke in elementary school by one of the teacher aides ...she randomly approached me as we were coming in from the playground and I was so confused by the question, I answered "What?" " I wasn't eating!" "What do you mean?" and "Under what?!" until she finally gave up and said "no you're supposed to answer "under WHERE" !!
I work at an elementary school and a 5th grader has been calling me Mr. Tall since 1st grade. I'm only 6 feet 3. He got me with this one today.
He said as I randomly walked down the hall, "hey Mr. Tall, you must have to use the Toll Free Lane on the highway."
So my mom is known for being a hard ass when it comes to grades, but this morning she tells us that in 5th grade she actually had straight C's on a report card. As she was describing how much she hates the school work back then, I couldn't help but stop her and say "so was it just too elementary for you?"
Elementary school
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's okay, they woke him up.
