What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both Paris sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...

you could go to jail for a very long time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Eiffel

What did the Eiffel tower cry out when it collapsed? . . .

I fell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbot74
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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'Blue Danube-Dee Danube-Die' by Eiffel 1865 youtube.com/watch?v=TBmem…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifemu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...

That was, until we saw his parischute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.

It is a Paris site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Gustave Eiffel was shorter than most Parisians

But he was eventually able to tower over them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving

"What happened?"

"Eiffel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?

French resistance is low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Eiffel in love imgur.com/rS9jaVh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooangus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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What does the iPhone say when it’s dropped from the the Eiffel Tower

iFell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realkenchan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ado1928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived

I now call it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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