What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They are both Paris sites
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, βHoney?β
She gasped audibly and said, βYeah?β
I said, βHelp! My knee is made of magnets!β
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
Eiffel
What did the Eiffel tower cry out when it collapsed? . . .
I fell
'Blue Danube-Dee Danube-Die' by Eiffel 1865 youtube.com/watch?v=TBmemβ¦
We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...
That was, until we saw his parischute
When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.
It is a Paris site.
I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
Gustave Eiffel was shorter than most Parisians
But he was eventually able to tower over them all
A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?
French resistance is low.
Eiffel in love imgur.com/rS9jaVh
What does the iPhone say when itβs dropped from the the Eiffel Tower
iFell
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
I miss you rope.
What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common
Both are Paris Sites
A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived
I now call it the "I fell tower"
