Eiffel Puns

She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

you could go to jail for a very long time?

What did the Eiffel tower cry out when it collapsed? . . .

I fell

That was, until we saw his parischute

It is a Paris site.

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

But he was eventually able to tower over them all

"What happened?"

"Eiffel."

French resistance is low.

iFell

I miss you rope.

"Oh no! Eiffel!"

That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.

Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

Yeah, Eiffel.

Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

"Eiffel"

Eiffel.

(Yes, I’m burning in hell for this.)

“Eiffel”

Eiffel

He says “Oh no! Eiffel!”

Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."

What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.

How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.

How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.

How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.

What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.

What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.

Eiffel.

The last time I went there, Eiffel.

1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS 20 cents

Eiffel.

They oui oui, everywhere they go.

Both are Paris Sites

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

I now call it the "I fell tower"

Eiffel over.

“Eiffel over”

Eiffel you up

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official