A list of puns related to "Egyptian Pharaohs"
King Toot-Uncommon
My name would be Tootsarecommon...
They're both in bread.
It was a toot and car moon.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
This is also known as multicasking
Or as they called it, toot in common.
Thatβs why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.
King Tootankhamun
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
Toot-in-common.
Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs
Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."
Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."
My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."
Dad: Did you hear the Egyptians recently discovered another buried Pharaoh?
Me: Whoa really?
Dad: Yeah. He was found covered in chocolate and wrapped in foil. They believe he was Pharaoh Rocher
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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