What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?

King Toot-Uncommon

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If I were an Egyptian pharaoh...

My name would be Tootsarecommon...

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What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?

They're both in bread.

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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins

This is also known as multicasking

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Did you know that Egyptian pharaohs all suffered from irritable bowels?

Or as they called it, toot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
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Did you know Egyptian Pharaohs considered farting to be inappropriate?

That’s why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.

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Which Egyptian Pharaoh had the worst gas?

King Tootankhamun

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What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...

...Temple-pedic mattresses...

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My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.

I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.

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Did you know they found chocolate in the tombs of the early Egyptians? It was found in the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher!
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
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Got my Dad today

Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs

Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."

Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."

My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."

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On the subject of Egypt

Dad: Did you hear the Egyptians recently discovered another buried Pharaoh?

Me: Whoa really?

Dad: Yeah. He was found covered in chocolate and wrapped in foil. They believe he was Pharaoh Rocher

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...

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