Eat Vegetable Puns

A list of puns related to "Eat Vegetable"

Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?

The wheelchair

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👤︎ u/Irishlamb
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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👤︎ u/GodsOwnTypo
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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👤︎ u/SwooopingIsBad
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?

Bro-coli

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👤︎ u/MjarjoSAC11
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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My wife says she’s got a friend that only eats vegetables.

Not sure if it’s true, I haven’t met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?

Because he didn’t like sour mice.

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👤︎ u/envengpe
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

What does a humanitarian eat?

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...

Well, not neciCelery.

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👤︎ u/OddThumbsOnABeanBoat
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables

But I'm sure you've herbivore

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👤︎ u/Christopher1295
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Son eat the vegetables,they're good for you

But dad,they taste just like regular people.

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👤︎ u/ferkeshu
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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What did John and Yoko say to get their soon to eat his vegetables?

"Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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If vegetarians eat vegetables...

what do humanitarians eat?

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👤︎ u/pgtart
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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👤︎ u/wigglywumpus
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Told the kid that I'd throw him off a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables.

It was a bluff.

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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?

The wheelchair

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👤︎ u/mrswagduck
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

THE WHEELCHAIR

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👤︎ u/robertsij
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables?

He tells them to "Give Peas a Chance"

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👤︎ u/laughoutloud830
📅︎ Nov 21 2013
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what part of a vegetable can you not eat?

the wheelchair

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👤︎ u/thegrape-gatsby
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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