Earth's Orbit Puns

A list of puns related to "Earth's Orbit"

There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/A-Seabear
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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👤︎ u/BossRediter87
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.

I'll never forget Juan Solo.

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👤︎ u/legisleducator
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Scientists recently spent 24 hours observing the moon orbit around earth.

They got bored and called it a day.

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👤︎ u/thegur90
📅︎ May 08 2019
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What was the first potato to orbit the earth...

Spudnik

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👤︎ u/TopShelfLife
📅︎ Nov 14 2014
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What's another name for inactive satellites orbiting earth?

A waste of space.

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👤︎ u/Wormri
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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👤︎ u/SarcasticVoyage
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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