Remains to be seen...
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Why should you never sit on Deathβs couch?
Because of the reaper-cushions
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︎ Mar 26 2022
How do you get a secret message out of a cemetery?
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︎ Mar 13 2022
Will clear acrylic coffins become popular one day?
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︎ Feb 01 2022
Working in a crematorium,
you can never urn a living.
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︎ Dec 10 2021
Why were they called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
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︎ Nov 28 2021
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to get in
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︎ Jan 18 2022
When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back.
But, when you do, they're all running and screaming.
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︎ Jan 28 2022
Why is there a fence around the graveyard?
Because everyone is dying to get in!
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︎ Oct 21 2021
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself ...
this is the last thing I need.
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︎ Oct 03 2021
My neighbor has a pet pig. I thought thought it would be alot of fun to be around but
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︎ Jan 15 2022
My 7 year old daughter came up with this one (I trained her well). Why did the doctor make an emergency call to the graveyard?
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Oct 12 2021
I donβt always tell dad jokes, but when I do
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︎ Aug 16 2021
Ever heard the joke about the funeral?
I doubt it cause it always gets buried.
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︎ Oct 16 2021
spitting facts.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a singer and nearly got arrested for her version of "Closer"
Turns out you shouldn't book a judge for her cover.
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︎ Oct 07 2021
I'm really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined.
Tuesday is open Mike night!
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︎ Jan 08 2022
Friends grandmother died: hit me with your best Puns and stories!
Seriously my friend's grandmother passed away yesterday,. She is not doing very well and needs a good laugh. I need your best funeral, death, passing away, meeting god stories. Keep it fun plz!
I want to link her to this post to keep her smiling for a long time. I'm dying to hear how long you all kept her smiling and laughing!!
#DadHumorUnite
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︎ Feb 17 2022
lol, best pun
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today
I said that's the last thing I need
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︎ May 05 2021
This is the last thing I need
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Male bees die after mating. Their life is basicallyβ¦
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︎ Jun 27 2021
What an absolute Chad.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Glass Coffins
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Et tu?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Whatβs the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes βwackβ¦ darnβ while the other goes βdarnβ¦ wackβ
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︎ Sep 24 2021
Punny Electrician in Florida
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︎ May 26 2021
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
Why do people from Norway always win against Englishpeople in tear-shedding contests?
Because crying is grΓ₯ter in Norwegian.
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︎ May 05 2021
Ho ho ho!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
How do you get to the cemetery?
It's just around the coroner!
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︎ Jun 07 2021
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Did you hear about the messy kitchen?
It was a dishtopian nightmare.
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︎ Oct 10 2021
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Is it a dad joke when your daughter tells it?
My 11 year old to my 9 year old, as we drive by a cemetery on a hill : "i wonder why they bury people in a hill."
9 year old, in total deadpan: "because they're dead."
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Ah Ha Ha
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︎ May 01 2020
What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I saw a murder outside my house today...
All the crows were just sitting in my tree...
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︎ Mar 11 2021
*while my dad and I drive past a cemetery*
Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
Me: "Oh, why?"
Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My chameleon wonβt change colors anymore...
I think he has a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Everything is funny with an old man in it.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
New dating service launched in Prague!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
The most holy of shits
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why canβt Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
Itβs made with hole milk.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Cause people are dying to get in
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︎ Nov 26 2021
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
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