Dreadlocked Puns

A list of puns related to "Dreadlocked"

What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks?

A pastafarian.

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👤︎ u/Steeev88
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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How do you remove dreadlocks?

With dreadkeys

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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That guy driving a Miata has dreadlocks.

He must be a Mazdafarian

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👤︎ u/Z0na
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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I developed a weird phobia about hair.

I dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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