This sub is going downhill
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
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︎ Sep 07 2020
This sub is really going downhill...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Rick Astley played βNever gonna give you upβ while rapidly moving downhill sideways
Itβs called Rick Rolling
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︎ Mar 23 2020
How does harry potter goes downhill, walking
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?
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︎ May 29 2019
This sub is going downhill
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︎ Sep 02 2018
I made an object that simulates how something travels downhill
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︎ Aug 25 2019
A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top
I said βitβs all downhill from here!β
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Hmm...
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︎ Feb 20 2020
My kids told me my puns are going downhill
I told them the only puns I have going downhill are the ones about skiers and snowboarders.
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︎ May 13 2019
A month before my father died he started rubbing lard onto his body
At which point he started to go downhill pretty fast
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.
She said, βItβs a slippery slope.β
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I remember my childhood fondly. Dad used to put us in a tire and we all rolled downhill.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Mar 15 2018
Downhill walks are on the decline.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My life has gone downhill since I stopped working at SeaWorld
I just can't seem to find any porpoise.
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︎ Apr 04 2018
When do you think humanity peaked?
Well, after we invented the wheel, it was all downhill from there.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My snow skiing skills are going downhill fast!
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︎ Aug 18 2018
My life peaked when I finally climbed Mt. Everest
But it's all been downhill from there.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
The lift is the best part of a roller coaster
The rest is mostly downhill
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What did the skier say to the therapist?
My life is going downhill
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︎ Jul 21 2020
As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me.
It all went downhill from there.
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︎ May 26 2020
What's green and glides downhill?
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︎ Jan 15 2017
We took Grandpa sledging the other day and he caught a terrible cold. Grandma put goosefat all over his chest.
He went downhill pretty quick after that.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I went to the park the other day...
I went on the swings, they were fun, I went on the roundabout, that was fun. But when I went on the slide, it all went downhill from there.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great.
But it really went downhill fast.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
This sub has been going downhill for a while now and I feel like something needs to be said.
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︎ Aug 18 2015
Climbing a mountain is great
But it's all downhill from there
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︎ May 15 2020
Starts of reasonably...then it's all downhill from there
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︎ Jun 22 2015
I know all there is to know about plumbing...
Crap runs downhill, paycheck comes on Friday, and donβt bite your fingernails.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I used to be a good kid, until I got caught in the mudslide.
That's when everything went downhill.
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︎ May 03 2020
1 week before Grandad died we bought him a snowboard...
...he went downhill very quickly after that.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
I donβt really like skiing...
you go up the lift and then itβs just downhill from there.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
It's all downhill from here!
On our way to Connecticut, my s/o and I saw this sign.
I couldn't help myself.
I laughed about it again 4 hours later.
I told three other people about it the next day.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
Once we make it to the top of that mountain...
...itβs all downhill from there
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︎ Apr 01 2020
When my grandpa got sick, the doctor told us to smear lard all over his backside every day...
He went downhill really fast after that.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Did you hear about the professional skier who started to use performance enhancing drugs?
He went downhill real fast.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I just took my kids out tobogganing.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
As I stared at the hot water flowing towards my shower drain I realized something.
It's all downhill from here.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
After hearing about just how great going for a hike was, I must agree...
It was truly the peak of my day.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I live in a hilly area
It all goes downhill from there
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︎ Aug 14 2019
The most dad response of all time
Neighbor: βwe have a problem. There is water from your property coming on to my property.β
My dad: βwell, you're downhill. your problem isnβt me, itβs gravity.β
...I am shook
edit: missed words
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Downhill
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I just took my kids out skiing.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Only in skiing .....
going downhill very fast is a very, very good thing :D
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