Douching Puns

A list of puns related to "Douching"

If Bilbo was a pimp

He would be Douche Baggins

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why did the skeleton not cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/aadhar690
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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You know why aliens haven't visited us yet?

They checked our reviews. One star.

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👤︎ u/Absolute_Altarius
📅︎ May 16 2019
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At the airport gate, they announce that all smart bags must be checked. My mom asks my dad, "What's a smart bag?"

"The opposite of a douche bag"

Thanks, dad.

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👤︎ u/lucidtree
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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