Getting one dose of Pfizer & one dose of Moderna is called a

Arnold Pharma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My dad got his first dose of vaccine yesterday, so I asked him, β€œDid you have any reaction?”

Dad: Ow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What dose a spy do before bed

They go under-cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassman2345
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What dose a Greek ghost eat for dessert?

Boogatsa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Dose this make me a mobile gamer ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivekn421
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What dose one ocean say when it seas another ocean?

Nothing they just wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRANDONPRUSOW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why dose Will Smith like green apples?

Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_Twisted
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you get when you give five doses of valium to a lizard?

A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Middlerun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurmehar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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How dose a printer shave

Fax on fax off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubeengnomed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How dose Reece eat her breakfast ?

Witherspoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingpotato28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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If someone tells you a joke inside dose that joke become an inside joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thundergil4465
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Why dose nobody tell jokes about condiments

They are ilRELLISHvant

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What dose polar bears and penguins have in common?

Nothing they are polar opposite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-am-a-gamingnerd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Thieves stole a truck with 1,000,000 doses of viagra reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmidt_1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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What time dose Sean Connery Arrive at Wimbledon

Ten-Ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakyBus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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The best dad jokes are nerd-dad jokes - for that extra dose of lameness.

Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lachiemx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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Been too sick (flu) to give my son his daily doses of dad jokes...

(Son wanting to be amused while I'm writing around with a terrible case of flu.)

Me: "I'm sorry, buddy. I'm dying here." Son: "If you die, who will tell me stupid jokes?" Me: "I'll come back from the grave to torture you with stupid dad jokes." Son: "Like a zombie?" Me: "Like the pun-dead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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I got a double dose of dad earlier.

Dad: Is it okay if I borrow your bathroom?

Grandfather: You can. But I'm pretty sure it won't fit in this car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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What time dose Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

10ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakyBus
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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