A list of puns related to "Doses"
Arnold Pharma
Dad: Ow!
They go under-cover
Boogatsa
Nothing they just wave
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
Fax on fax off
Witherspoon
They are ilRELLISHvant
Nothing they are polar opposite
Ten-Ish
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
(Son wanting to be amused while I'm writing around with a terrible case of flu.)
Me: "I'm sorry, buddy. I'm dying here." Son: "If you die, who will tell me stupid jokes?" Me: "I'll come back from the grave to torture you with stupid dad jokes." Son: "Like a zombie?" Me: "Like the pun-dead."
Dad: Is it okay if I borrow your bathroom?
Grandfather: You can. But I'm pretty sure it won't fit in this car.
10ish
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