I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...

My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucifer_0915
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My dog kept getting bit by a duck at the park today...

It's probably my fault because he's pure bred (pure bread).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeBenson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.

It was a shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigManSam14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him

I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcerk02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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went to a wildlife park that only had a little, hairy dog..

it was a shit zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wanki_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I went to the park today to play frisbee with my dog.

It was shit, I need a flatter dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombola201uk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My 7 y.o daughter made this one: "Where do dogs park their cars?"

"At a barking lot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Did you hear about the dog that gave birth in the park?

She was cited for littering!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I was walking my dog in the park when this young woman came over to me and said, "What a beautiful dog! Is it purebred?"

I told her, "No, it's pure dog."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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This man approached me in the park. He said, 'Have you seen my dog anywhere?'

Who on earth calls their dog Anywhere?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot.

I'm not sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I have to stop taking my dog to the park, all the ducks keep trying to eat him

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pooka_pook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I can’t take my dog to the park anymore, he keeps getting attached by ducks.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stouthelm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog.

Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I took my dog to the park yesterday to play Frisbee with him.

Turns out I need a flatter dog.

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