He said it was mushy.
I guess that’s what he gets for buying a pure-bread dog.
How does your dog decide which poops are edible and which they shouldn't eat?
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you'll have a ruff day.
It was the wurst he’d ever seen.
Because it was pure bread
She's a little melancholy.
every dog goes canineballistic
Put it in a man bun!
At work we have a policy where you can bring your dog. Today Frank the dog was in the office. He is a super hyper dog all day long. During the day someone was changing out the batteries in the keyboard and Frank was trying to get the old batteries. Franks owner pulled him away and said no you don’t eat batteries. This was the point I spoke up and dropped the bomb.
“Frank, you don’t need batteries. You’re already charged up enough”
In other words, life is ruff.
With relish.
Me: Well of course not, those are meant to be passed down.
He points to the cats and goes
"If we eat them it'll be a cat-astrophe!"
Ugh
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bred
