What do you call a dog that barks like "wap wap wap"
My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.
It's a trained barkeologist.
Dogs have different barks in different countries
The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
If Mark wants his dog, Lark, to Bark he says Bark Lark! Then if Lark wants Mark to Bark he says?
If you'd have to put a number on how much your dog barks every day, it would probably be a ruff estimate.
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
A dog walks up to a tree and says "bark"
He just keeps repeating it as long as the dog barks.
Whenever my dog barks, my dad will say something like, "how does sandpaper feel?"
What kind of dog doesn't bark?
Found a way to stop my dog from barking in the front garden....
I put it in the back garden.
My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.
I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.
My dog decided to become a professional at barking
I think I'll get him a subwoofer
My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...
Re-roofing complete.
*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...
*ahem* without hacking.
What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?
A sub-woofer
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I noticed my dog starting to shake every time he barked, so I took him to the vet.
She confirmed my worst fears. Diagnosis: Barkinson's disease.
What do you call the only dog that isn’t barking a the shelter?
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
What did the chef say to the barking dogs
My dog failed his barking test.
Why did the dog suddenly start barking during a car ride?
Because they were in a RUFF part of town!
A dog barking at nothing is unnecessary ruffness.
My dog started barking at my neighbor going into her house; my wife threw a flag and called unnecessary ruffness
Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?
Because he was a little husky.
I have a pet tree...
It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.
I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
What did one dog say to the other?
My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.
I've just taken the lead.
How can you distinguish a dogwood from other trees?
Best laugh I’ve had in a long time.
So my dog was barking at something outside and I was chilling in my recliner. I called her over to me, looked her dead in the eyes and told her she has barkinson’s disease. I then burst out in laughter almost falling out of my chair.
Why did the dog bark?
He was having a ruff day.
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?
How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back of a car
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat?
Put him in the front seat!
I just got a pet tree
It’s just like a pet dog, only the bark is quieter.
I have a pet treee
It's kind of like a pet dog but the bark is quieter
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