Do Exercise Puns

A list of puns related to "Do Exercise"

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Mar 24 2022
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Doctor ask, "Do you exercise often?"

No, but I was baptized as an infant.

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👤︎ u/visheeswahz
📅︎ Feb 09 2022
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What did Jesus Christ do for exercise?

CrossFit.

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👤︎ u/Silent-JET
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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My wife suggested I do lunges as an exercise to get fitter during quarantine.

That sounds ...like a big step.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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What kind of exercise do dishes do?

Pilates

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👤︎ u/Minnieme2011
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Do unfit parents have to exercise a lot to get their children back?
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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.

I want to ride my bicycle.

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👤︎ u/Irishblackfish
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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What exercise does a cow do

Calf raises

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👤︎ u/all8fingers
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”

Her: Why don’t you try lunges?

Me: That sounds like a huge step.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?

A Spats-naz Agent!

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👤︎ u/XanaTenebris
📅︎ May 22 2020
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What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?

The do Plank-tons

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👤︎ u/sameowra1
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call an outfit you exercise in?

A sweat suit

(My mom told this to me not even 5 minutes ago; I think they're evolving)

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👤︎ u/Xx_Bad_Username_xX
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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What kind of exercise do you do after having too many Starbucks?

Pee-lattes.

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👤︎ u/elyas_machera
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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How do Eskimos exercise?

Frozen Yoga

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👤︎ u/WallyWest_77
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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What exercises does Taylor Swift do to stay fit?

She does Taylor lifts.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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I was talking to a patient that didn't do very well with his rehab exercises (and didn't try very hard either).

I said, "you gave it the old community college try, eh?"

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👤︎ u/sunfistkid
📅︎ Mar 17 2016
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I'm glad that exercise you do when you can't do regular pull-ups is called a negative pull-up.

Otherwise, it'd be a letdown.

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👤︎ u/bugzzzz
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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👤︎ u/ROSHi_TheTurtle
📅︎ Mar 08 2022
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What exercise do fat people do the most of?

Diddly squats

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👤︎ u/ernbrdn
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly squats.

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👤︎ u/sonalibelle
📅︎ Oct 02 2021
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squat.

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👤︎ u/DrEvilsClone
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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👤︎ u/Jenny312
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?

Diddly-squats

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squat.

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👤︎ u/waffel-daddy
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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👤︎ u/sticky118
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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I asked my wife what I should do to exercise, and she said, “Why don’t you start with lunges?”

I said, “ That sounds like.....a big step.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddley squats

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👤︎ u/PNWCatDad
📅︎ May 30 2019
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