Punnery distilled into its purest form. One word that’s plays upon itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnaross1990
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Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I was going to start a bourbon company

But I hear it's a whiskey business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorchoicefluke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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How do you make a water bed bounce?

Use spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classless_classic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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Why don't firemen use demineralised water?

Because it's not a solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scalage89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2022
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She was just a humble whiskey maker.

He loved her still.

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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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It's the holiday season, and you know what THAT means.

...but in case you don't:

that pronoun (1) \ ˈt͟hat , t͟hΙ™t
plural those\ ˈt͟hōz
Definition of that

(Entry 1 of 5) 1a : the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation that is my father b : the time, action, or event specified after that I went to bed c : the kind or thing specified as follows the purest water is that produced by distillation d : one or a group of the indicated kind that's a catβ€”quick and agile 2a : the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion those are maples and these are elms b : the former one 3a β€”used as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase he was helpful, and that to an unusual degree b β€”used as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of a verbal auxiliary or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective is she capable? She is that

4a : the one : the thing : the kind : something, anything the truth of that which is true the senses are that whereby we experience the world what's that you say b those plural : some persons those who think the time has come

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSolarJetMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Why is Irish whiskey triple distilled?

To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyJoeDavola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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This water jug's favorite song is "In Distill of the Night" imgur.com/JoMRWwg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bexican
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Why shouldn’t you go into a distillery at night?

Because it’s full of spirits πŸ‘»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdrTrapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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Talking to a friend about distillation

and came across this picture of a distillation curve. Told him it's what distillation boils down to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scnottaken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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An alchemist tried to distill gold out of urine

He went around collecting urine from taverns all around until he had huge vats of it. He boiled it down to try and get the gold from out of the liquid. When he has it all boiled away, he looks at what he has and realizes it isn't gold, but instead what we now know as phosphorus.

That's why phosphorus is on the periodic table under "P."

A story my dad just told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyborg_Nate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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What was the first liquor distilled by a gynecologist?

OB-GIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griffmanr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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Why do ghosts hang out at bars?

Because they like boos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Chemistry jokes may be old and dead.

But I just can't seem to Barium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerrymadd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2012
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What did the water cup say after it fell in love with the water filter?

Distill my heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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The grocery store is a dadjoke minefield

Me: Dad, what is distilled water? Like what does that actually mean?

Dad: Well... it's the opposite of da-moving water!

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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