Dishonestly Puns

A list of puns related to "Dishonestly"

What’s the most dishonest musical instrument?

A lyre.

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👤︎ u/Francois0
📅︎ Oct 15 2021
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Why is justice a dishonest served cold

Because if it were hot it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/coffeemist90881
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What's the most dishonest chemical?

Lye

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👤︎ u/Mr_Blah1
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Blaming a problem on a single variable is intellectually dishonest and stupid

However it's definitely the government's fault that people think this way.

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👤︎ u/TheOmerAngi
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What is the most dishonest of all the rice dishes?

Jumbalaya

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👤︎ u/LegitPlaysGames
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you give the girl who’s got everything?

Antibiotics.

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👤︎ u/Hogans_Dinner
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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What does a dishonest frog say?

Fibbet

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👤︎ u/ywkwpwnw
📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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National Geographic: "Nearly 3/4 of our planet lies underwater"

My dad: "I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest?"

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👤︎ u/CptGurney
📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

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👤︎ u/OmitsWordsByAccident
📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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