Disgustingness Puns

A list of puns related to "Disgustingness"

What do you call a bunch of feet playing music together?

A toe jam

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👤︎ u/mesposito1219
📅︎ Apr 26 2022
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A massive amount of information about the upcoming "The Great Gatsby" sequel was divulged today.

Its called the great Gatsleak.

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👤︎ u/Axel2222222222
📅︎ Mar 31 2022
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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👤︎ u/JokeInjector
📅︎ Sep 01 2021
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Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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👤︎ u/YZXFILE
📅︎ Dec 04 2021
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Did you hear about the Giant with diarrhea??

It's all over town.

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👤︎ u/VinnieAntonelli
📅︎ Jan 29 2022
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I’ve always wanted to tap my neighbors’ maple tree, but he wouldn’t give me permission.

Think I could do it syruptitiously?

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👤︎ u/International_Sea285
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans.

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👤︎ u/GaelCar07
📅︎ May 13 2020
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What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?

A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a printer that is of royalty?

A princess.

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👤︎ u/kyetd123
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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When people tell me about their favorite band or song artist and say "have you heard of this [song artist] before?" I reply:

"Ofc i heard about this musician, you just told me about them"

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👤︎ u/ShyDemonKat
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?

They only get paid in tips.

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👤︎ u/Extrovrted_Introvrt
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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When regularly checking in on my bedridden girlfriend

I did my best owl impression, complete with hooting noises and flappy wings, whilst offering tea, backrubs and pillow fluffs. When she finally asked what I was doing I replied "my owly check".

I'd like to say the groan was due to ailment, but it was all me.

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👤︎ u/Beardy_Will
📅︎ Aug 25 2016
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My dad used to act like he picked his nose and he'd look at it and say

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

I never understood the joke until I was older, and now I think it is hilarious!

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👤︎ u/k_pressley
📅︎ Jul 19 2013
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