My newborn had a dirty diaper...

I wanted to change him so I took him to the changing station. Didn't help. Came back with the same baby.

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📅︎ May 10 2017
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Sprung this one on the Mrs yesterday

Daughter crying while I check her for the usual suspects (hungry, tired, dirty diaper) Wife: Did Layla poop? Me: No, just pee. Wife: Well would you like to sit in your own piss? Me: Depends.

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📅︎ Feb 29 2016
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