Director's Cut Puns

A list of puns related to "Director's Cut"

What did the director say to the staff when he jokingly said cut?

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/Hungontree
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Hitchcock, Spielberg, Nolan and Scorsese get into a knife fight

It is the director‘s cut

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👤︎ u/jeje17j
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.

I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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You were late for the meeting, you have to put money in the late jar.

I would, but it hasn't shown up yet.

Based on an actual exchange between myself and a coworker.

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👤︎ u/MDDDIY
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...

It was the director's cut.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call it when boss man on a movie-set farts loud and long?

Extended release, director's cut.

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👤︎ u/ishatbrx
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Dad joke at play practice

At play rehearsal we were blocking out a scene, the director explained during this particular scene the lights on one portion of the stage would dim to highlight the two with solos. One cast member asked, "When the lights go dim on us, do we freeze?" one of the older fellows in the cast cut in, "No, we'll still have the heat on." Loved it.

Edit: play rehearsal

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👤︎ u/KaleDavid
📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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