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So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
This guy very rudely asked me for directions...
I told him where to go and how to get there.
I’m terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.
When there’s a Will, there’s a way.
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
Someone told me that I don’t have a sense of direction.
I told him that he was ‘left’ on.
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.
It was a site for sore eyes
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
My son said, “Dad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?”
I said, “No. Get your fax straight.”
I really hate One Direction fans.
Oscillating ones cool the room much better.
My wife was upset at me because she thinks 'I have no sense of direction.'
So I packed my suitcase and right.
Witnesses say he ran off in one direction
I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...
So I just right her left there.
My wife told me I was terrible with directions
So I packed up my things and right
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
My hair only grows in One Direction.
That doesn't leave me with many Hairy Styles.
Today is 4 04...
There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.
Why do they call it one direction?
The "directional" hazard.
Being straight will never be right.
Am i right or am i right?
(sorry this was stupid.)
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions
It must have been a Where Wolf
Why won't anyone help Santa with directions?
I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
Yesterday someone told me that whatever job I do at my bank isn't a fancy one, so I decided to do something about it.
I shifted my seat to look out of the window to stare at the wall directly across the street.
Imma wall street banker now
I tried to give Santa directions to the next house...
When someone wants to end a conversation, they give confident directions
I know, right, well there you go
What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
The animals in Australia are dangerous
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
My girlfriend was always yelling at me because I was getting my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away.
The guy I asked for directions from wasted no time helping me.
He was straight to the point.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
So there was an event in my town, a big group of people stood in the queue, and at the opposite direction there was a second line, the first people from the each line would walk in the between of those and punch each other, and then the second people go and punch themselves ect. They called it a...
Hey dad, how do you feel?
I feel with my hands.
That was my dad’s go to, directly followed by: dad: can I make you a sandwich
Me: sure
Dad: (does magic hands) poof you’re a sandwich
It’s almost 3 years since he died. I miss his joke every damn day.
“Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction?”
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My wife is always mad at me for having a bad sense of direction
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Wife is so mad at the fact I have no sense of direction
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