Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?
Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
They have three axes.
TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.
He was then known as Kevin Planey.
I think that girl over there has a particularly two-dimensional donkey.
Kudos if you figured it out.
My Dad on New Years Resolutions
Mom: "Alright so let's go around saying our New Years Resolutions."
Dad: "1080p"
My wife showed me a picture of a room with a tree painted on the wall...
We had been looking for ideas for a kids room.
She said "I can get behind this" (referring to the painting of the tree).
I said "you can? But, it's two dimensional..."
