My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.

I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.

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A father bear is out with his son, teaching him how to hunt….

…when they come upon a camp with two men, one at a typewriter, the other pursuing a magazine.

Father bear looks to his son and says, “See the man clacking away at the machine? You never eat them. However, the man with his nose in the book would make a perfect meal.”

Curious the son asks “Why?”

“We’ll it’s simple, son. Writers cramp, but readers digest.”

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