Diazepam Puns

A list of puns related to "Diazepam"

What do you give an anxious onion?

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👤︎ u/GaussWanker
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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My friend who hasn't got long left to live says she's going to change her name from Pamela to Patricia if her Valium doesn't work.

Hopefully she'll Diazepam.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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